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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49350 on: April 19, 2017, 03:00:36 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49351 on: April 19, 2017, 03:05:37 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49352 on: April 19, 2017, 03:07:02 PM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49353 on: April 19, 2017, 07:23:02 PM »
To release the moths from Apey's pockets?

To release his tab from his wallet...  eveilgrin:

Lock picking kit? At the very least you'd need a plasma cutter and explosives to manage that feat.  noooo:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49354 on: April 19, 2017, 09:55:53 PM »
To release the moths from Apey's pockets?

To release his tab from his wallet...  eveilgrin:
So nothing to do with chastity belts then?

How disappointing
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49355 on: April 19, 2017, 09:58:48 PM »
Today was one of those visiting mother days having promised to take her out to see bluebells in Kent

The bluebells were superb which I suppose makes the day on average tolerable
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49356 on: April 20, 2017, 07:14:10 AM »
Off to Lidl to replenish badly depleted collapso economico stocks...
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49357 on: April 20, 2017, 08:16:23 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49358 on: April 20, 2017, 08:29:16 AM »
New pooter power cable from Maplins

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What sort of computer?  Must be a Cray methunks
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49359 on: April 20, 2017, 09:22:33 AM »
New pooter power cable from Maplins

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What sort of computer?  Must be a Cray methunks

Vaguely Nick proof costs extra...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49360 on: April 20, 2017, 09:24:08 AM »
Editing someone else's ghastly prose  evil:

Setting fire to it would be the best course of action  evil:
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49361 on: April 20, 2017, 09:41:46 AM »
New pooter power cable from Maplins

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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49362 on: April 20, 2017, 09:42:58 AM »
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49363 on: April 20, 2017, 09:43:50 AM »
Editing someone else's ghastly prose  evil:

Setting fire to it would be the pest course of action  evil:
  Go for it, matches are cheap

"pest course of action"   rubschin: that could become a phrase

Going out and about with friends in this less than warm weather.  Brrrrrrrr
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Re: The all new "Where are you today?" thread
« Reply #49364 on: April 20, 2017, 09:46:24 AM »
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