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The All New 2009 Man Flu Thread
« on: October 21, 2009, 07:38:33 AM »
I've got it....  surrender:

**cough**
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Re: The All New 2009 Man Flu Thread
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2009, 07:49:46 AM »
 happy100  It might be oink flu, it might even be man, oink flu which would be far worserer, sneaky things these viruses. eveilgrin:
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Re: The All New 2009 Man Flu Thread
« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2009, 07:54:32 AM »
I have something similar  surrender:
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Re: The All New 2009 Man Flu Thread
« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2009, 07:58:58 AM »
Man oink flu????  scared2:

Goodbye cruel world....  sad24:
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Re: The All New 2009 Man Flu Thread
« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2009, 08:07:07 AM »
Don't want to do any more clearing out  then  whistle:
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Re: The All New 2009 Man Flu Thread
« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2009, 08:08:08 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 21, 2009, 08:07:07 AM
Don't want to do any more clearing out  then  whistle:
It's not that!  evil:

It isn't...   noooo:
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Re: The All New 2009 Man Flu Thread
« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2009, 08:13:44 AM »
Allergic reaction to dust  whistle:
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Re: The All New 2009 Man Flu Thread
« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2009, 08:17:03 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 21, 2009, 08:13:44 AM
Allergic reaction to dust  whistle:
Dust...?  rubschin:

I've been clearing ancient dust out of the coal cellar!  eeek:

I've prolly got some bug that has been lurking there since the last delivery of nutty slack fifty years ago!  scared2:
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Re: The All New 2009 Man Flu Thread
« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2009, 08:23:26 AM »
Time for a Fisherman's friend then  happy100
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Re: The All New 2009 Man Flu Thread
« Reply #9 on: October 21, 2009, 08:23:51 AM »
Quote from: Barman on October 21, 2009, 08:17:03 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 21, 2009, 08:13:44 AM
Allergic reaction to dust  whistle:
Dust...?  rubschin:

I've been clearing ancient dust out of the coal cellar!  eeek:

I've prolly got some bug that has been lurking there since the last delivery of nutty slack fifty years ago!  scared2:

It's a coal cellar ~ why would you want to clear out the coal dust?

We have a coal cellar and we simply have more coal added to the dust.  whistle:

Big selling point ~ "Loads of original features and period detail"
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Re: The All New 2009 Man Flu Thread
« Reply #10 on: October 21, 2009, 08:26:06 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on October 21, 2009, 08:23:51 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 21, 2009, 08:17:03 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 21, 2009, 08:13:44 AM
Allergic reaction to dust  whistle:
Dust...?  rubschin:

I've been clearing ancient dust out of the coal cellar!  eeek:

I've prolly got some bug that has been lurking there since the last delivery of nutty slack fifty years ago!  scared2:

It's a coal cellar ~ why would you want to clear out the coal dust?

We have a coal cellar and we simply have more coal added to the dust.  whistle:

Big selling point ~ "Loads of original features and period detail"
Because for the past fifty years it was a workshop and full of shyte.

And when I took out the shyte there was mountains of sawdust

And when I removed the sawdust there was - guess what - a pot of gold coal dust.
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Re: The All New 2009 Man Flu Thread
« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2009, 08:28:34 AM »
Keep going until you hit the gold dust ...then put in a self addressed envelope and some nice people will weigh it and tell you it is worth half it's actual value and send it back to you in the post when you refuse to barter. This will ultimately mean you will never see it again
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Re: The All New 2009 Man Flu Thread
« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2009, 08:30:01 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 21, 2009, 08:28:34 AM
Keep going until you hit the gold dust ...then put in a self addressed envelope and some nice people will weigh it and tell you it is worth half it's actual value and send it back to you in the post when you they refuse to barter. This will ultimately mean you will never see it again
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Re: The All New 2009 Man Flu Thread
« Reply #13 on: October 21, 2009, 08:30:49 AM »
Quote from: Barman on October 21, 2009, 08:26:06 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on October 21, 2009, 08:23:51 AM
Quote from: Barman on October 21, 2009, 08:17:03 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 21, 2009, 08:13:44 AM
Allergic reaction to dust  whistle:
Dust...?  rubschin:

I've been clearing ancient dust out of the coal cellar!  eeek:

I've prolly got some bug that has been lurking there since the last delivery of nutty slack fifty years ago!  scared2:

It's a coal cellar ~ why would you want to clear out the coal dust?

We have a coal cellar and we simply have more coal added to the dust.  whistle:

Big selling point ~ "Loads of original features and period detail"
Because for the past fifty years it was a workshop and full of shyte.

And when I took out the shyte there was mountains of sawdust

And when I removed the sawdust there was - guess what - a pot of gold coal dust.

Ah ~ so no real fires left then? Shame 'cos they add ????thousands to the asking price ~ assuming you are readying the property for sale and are doing all this work to maximise the price.
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Re: The All New 2009 Man Flu Thread
« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2009, 08:31:44 AM »
The house is sold Snoops - they just have to get out of it and take everything with them  whistle:
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