There is this bar that no one ever went to because it sucked so bad. Well one day the bartender and 2 patrons are there and the most beautiful blond chick walks into the bar. This had never happened before so the bartender gets excited and asks the blond what she wants as nicely as he can. The blond says she wants a bud. The bartender hoping to get a new customer, and such a fine one, gets his cleanest napkin and his coldest bud for the blond. The blond drinks the bud and passes out cold. Several hours go by and the 2 guys in the bar start getting curious and check on her just to find out she is still passed out cold. So the take her in the back and all take turns on her.
The next day they tell all their friends about it and their friends come to check it out. So now there are like 10 people in the bar, really hoppin for this place. Well the blond comes in and the bartender asks her what she wants. She says she would like a bud. Same thing happens.
The next day those 10 guys tell all their friends and they all come to check it out. So now the place is really busy there are like 50 people in the bar. The blond walks in orders a bud and passes out. Same thing happens.
The next day those 50 guys tell all their friends and they all come to check it out. So now the place is packed, standing room only. There must have been 300 people in the bar. The blond walks in, and the bartender asks if she wants a bud. The blond says no i'll have a miller, bud makes my pussy hurt.
