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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8401 on: April 15, 2017, 01:02:13 PM »
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8403 on: April 15, 2017, 01:56:12 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8404 on: April 15, 2017, 10:51:30 PM »
Pretty sure that isn't how you ride a motorcycle....  eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/15/man-denies-attempting-sex-with-motorbike-then-kicking-it-when-his-efforts-were-ignored-6576324/#mv-a

kicking it when his efforts were ignored?  happy001
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8405 on: April 15, 2017, 11:02:53 PM »
Pretty sure that isn't how you ride a motorcycle....  eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/15/man-denies-attempting-sex-with-motorbike-then-kicking-it-when-his-efforts-were-ignored-6576324/#mv-a

kicking it when his efforts were ignored?  happy001

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8406 on: April 16, 2017, 06:40:05 AM »
Pretty sure that isn't how you ride a motorcycle....  eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/15/man-denies-attempting-sex-with-motorbike-then-kicking-it-when-his-efforts-were-ignored-6576324/#mv-a

kicking it when his efforts were ignored?  happy001


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8407 on: April 16, 2017, 07:20:22 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8408 on: April 17, 2017, 04:10:25 AM »
This was a fucking stupid idea to begin with. Cock ups like this are increasingly common because in a lot of cases the operator has no idea about the area you are trying to get an ambulance\fire engine\police car and so it ends up being sent somewhere completely different. It should be common sense, have an emergency services contact centres based in the county that they are meant to be covering, if you want to save money use one for all three services. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4416640/North-Yorkshire-fire-crew-sent-emergency-CORNWALL.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8409 on: April 17, 2017, 09:46:36 AM »
This was a fucking stupid idea to begin with. Cock ups like this are increasingly common because in a lot of cases the operator has no idea about the area you are trying to get an ambulance\fire engine\police car and so it ends up being sent somewhere completely different. It should be common sense, have an emergency services contact centres based in the county that they are meant to be covering, if you want to save money use one for all three services. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4416640/North-Yorkshire-fire-crew-sent-emergency-CORNWALL.html

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Yep complete lunacy
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8410 on: April 23, 2017, 05:25:57 PM »
You'd think they might have asked me first

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39686055
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Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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