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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #60 on: July 03, 2009, 02:57:34 PM »
I think I am no different today as I was tomorrow and will be yesterday  lol:

St Paul's Epistle to the Hebrews Chapter 13 verse 8  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #61 on: July 03, 2009, 04:26:50 PM »
I think I am no different today as I was tomorrow and will be yesterday  lol:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #62 on: July 03, 2009, 04:30:04 PM »
I once got into a lot of trouble for quoting that.




I wonder how many had to go look it up  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #63 on: July 03, 2009, 04:49:13 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #64 on: July 03, 2009, 06:13:50 PM »
what about:

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #65 on: July 03, 2009, 06:24:44 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #66 on: July 03, 2009, 06:32:07 PM »
what about:

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

Tolkien innit?

Bilbo Baggins in Lord of The Rings

""Alas, eleventy-one years is far too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable hobbits. I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #67 on: July 03, 2009, 06:33:18 PM »
Correct Snoopy. (what does it mean?)

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #68 on: July 03, 2009, 06:38:14 PM »
Not a clue mate ~ can't stand Tolkien. ~ The kids have the DVD and the books moulder on the shelf.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #69 on: July 04, 2009, 07:39:21 AM »
Correct Snoopy. (what does it mean?)

It just means he's not buying the next round Pirate , that's all  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #70 on: July 05, 2009, 12:04:26 PM »
The headlines to which you were referring.

Air New Zealand staff who stripped and covered themselves in body paint to record the usual safety drills in the hope that more people would pay attention

Simples

It's not like there's anything to see anyway cry:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-Mq9HAE62Y

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #71 on: July 05, 2009, 12:32:48 PM »
This will only work once - once people have watched attentively all the way through - thinking they might see something and then realise it's a con - they will not watch again .

After all - these safety drills worked so well in all the recent air disasters  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #72 on: July 05, 2009, 02:44:38 PM »
Which reminds me. Egypt!
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #73 on: July 05, 2009, 03:02:29 PM »
I shall expect the air traffic logs of all reported problems on aircraft flying between Gatwick and Egypt shortly then ... scared2:

P.S I don't like flying at the best of times  cry:
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