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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #45 on: July 03, 2009, 10:35:03 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #46 on: July 03, 2009, 10:41:18 AM »
But now we are off the body beautiful and on character. Different thing altogether.


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It isn't hard to imagine Balls in some sort of Dickensian novel about the Work House is it?

Ed Balls looks a proper softy to me.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #47 on: July 03, 2009, 10:44:26 AM »
When did we ever stay on topic?

As for Ed Balls ~ I should like to dig his eyes out and make him eat them. Two faced lieing toad that he is.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #48 on: July 03, 2009, 11:00:43 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #49 on: July 03, 2009, 11:04:46 AM »
Lost me there ~ your mind runs on different tracks it would seem.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #50 on: July 03, 2009, 11:05:44 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #51 on: July 03, 2009, 11:40:05 AM »
Sorry ~ I think I see what you are driving at but there is a difference (IMHO) between comedy "Great Headlines" and  Miss D's "Fantastic Headlines"

For a start the comic "Great Headlines" attracted only three posts in total whereas .................... whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #52 on: July 03, 2009, 11:41:23 AM »
Maybe we should start several more 'Summat Headlines' threads and see which one attracts the most shite, like
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #53 on: July 03, 2009, 11:43:42 AM »
Bitterness is such an unattractive trait - do you want to take your clothes off and talk about it  happy001
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #54 on: July 03, 2009, 11:44:44 AM »
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Wot's she on today?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #55 on: July 03, 2009, 02:22:58 PM »
Bitterness is such an unattractive trait - do you want to take your clothes off and talk about it  happy001

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #56 on: July 03, 2009, 02:25:40 PM »
She has gone bonkers  evil:

It's all this naked office stuff that's got her overheated  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #57 on: July 03, 2009, 02:28:29 PM »
I could do "naked office" here but frankly what's the point  noooo:  Although at times this last week it's been hot enough
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #58 on: July 03, 2009, 02:28:47 PM »
I think I am no different today as I was tomorrow and will be yesterday  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #59 on: July 03, 2009, 02:29:17 PM »
Worrying  noooo:
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