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Offline Uncle Mort

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Neighbours cat...
« on: April 14, 2009, 09:45:10 AM »
...bit me on Sunday. Although he punctured the skin I didn't think much of it 'til yesterday when it started hurting and my hand went red and started swelling up.  rubschin:

No change this morning so I nipped down to the local A&E. One hour later I left having had a tetanus injection and been given a course of antibiotics and some painkillers. Back tomorrow for a followup.

Just wait until I see that bloody cat again.  cussing:

   

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Re: Neighbours cat...
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2009, 09:54:13 AM »
Bloody cats... I bet the bastard thing shits in your garden too...  cussing:
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Re: Neighbours cat...
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2009, 09:54:54 AM »
 eeek: eeek: eeek:

Injury lawyers for you ....here you come  lol:

Is the cat normally friendly  ?
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« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2009, 09:55:42 AM »
eeek: eeek: eeek:

Injury lawyers for you ....here you come  lol:

Is the cat normally friendly  ?
It was before it got Rabies...  whistle:
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Re: Neighbours cat...
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2009, 09:57:18 AM »
Well if a dog bit you then we'd be saying it should be put down etc ...why can the same not apply to cats  8)
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« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2009, 09:59:56 AM »
Well if a dog bit you then we'd be saying it should be put down etc ...why can the same not apply to cats  8)
'Destroyed' is I think the term used...  cool14:
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Re: Neighbours cat...
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2009, 10:13:25 AM »
Destroy is what cats do  evil:

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« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2009, 10:23:41 AM »
Destroy is what cats do  evil:


Yes indeed... see the Animations thread...  whistle:
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Re: Neighbours cat...
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2009, 10:35:42 AM »
Unclie might metamorphose, like. Y'know, like in The Fly.

He might even grow a tail and whiskers  eeek:
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« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2009, 10:37:35 AM »
Unclie might metamorphose, like. Y'know, like in The Fly.

He might even grow a tail and whiskers  eeek:
Indeed...  rubschin:

We'll log him out in a couple of days and see if his big, fat paws can log him in again....  whistle:
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Re: Neighbours cat...
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2009, 10:39:58 AM »
Very funny chaps.  evil:


Since my cat died all the local cats have been having a bit of a feud over the territorial rights to my garden. The cat that bit me, Ben, has a habit of wandering in to the house if I leave a door open. It was probably my fault for cornering him and trying to chuck him out.  eeek:

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Re: Neighbours cat...
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2009, 10:41:20 AM »
Very funny chaps.  evil:


Since my cat died all the local cats have been having a bit of a feud over the territorial rights to my garden. The cat that bit me, Ben, has a habit of wandering in to the house if I leave a door open. It was probably my fault for cornering him and trying to chuck him out.  eeek:
No Uncle... it was your fault for not holding a chair and a whip!
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Re: Neighbours cat...
« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2009, 10:55:09 AM »
Destroy is what cats do  evil:



 sad24: Typical, tar us all with the same brush.
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Re: Neighbours cat...
« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2009, 11:19:50 AM »
Name me something useful that a cat does then  Shrugs:
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Re: Neighbours cat...
« Reply #14 on: April 14, 2009, 11:21:21 AM »
Its medically proven that stroking cats reduces stress.  whistle:
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