A resource for all VP members who need an original idea for a day off work
"*cough* I can't come into work today. I have Ebola. I'll be in tomorrow
I fractured my uterus
Blue flu
I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all the guns today
When I got up this morning, I took two Ex-Lax in addition to my Prozac. I can't get off the toilet, but I feel good about it
I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK?
I sprained my wrist cooking dinner in the microwave last nite
I won't be in today....my hair wont start
The blankets were too heavy for me to lift so I was stuck in bed all day