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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: The TMR ailment sweepstake
« Reply #15 on: March 17, 2009, 11:28:08 AM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on March 17, 2009, 10:52:28 AM
I am going to the doctor. Since Thursday night I have had the most unbelievable abominal pains - which are a lot worse at night and seem to ease during the day. Last night was awful - every twenty minutes these fierce pains start and last for about 5 minutes. I went to sleep at 1am and got up at 3am as the pain was so bad. Temporary relief occurs when on the bog, but it doesn't last long. So, net doctors, what is it?

IBS?
Gastroenterthingy?
An ulcer?
A reaction to Young's?!

Not good  noooo:


Certainly gastric of some description. That is what my tummy is like if I have dairy. Sadly the doctor is probably likely to suggest some sort of elimination diet.
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Re: The TMR ailment sweepstake
« Reply #16 on: March 17, 2009, 11:40:33 AM »
Don't you just hate elimination diets  eeek:



Thats probably been where i've been going wrong  lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The TMR ailment sweepstake
« Reply #17 on: March 17, 2009, 11:52:02 AM »
It's most likely just him sitting on his convalescent plums.
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Re: The TMR ailment sweepstake
« Reply #18 on: March 17, 2009, 11:55:51 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 17, 2009, 11:52:02 AM
It's most likely just him sitting on his convalescent plums.
Or Mrs. TMR (to be) squeezing them and then pretending to be asleep...  whistle:
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Re: The TMR ailment sweepstake
« Reply #19 on: March 17, 2009, 11:56:13 AM »
Or some frightful post-operative infection  Popcorn:
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Re: The TMR ailment sweepstake
« Reply #20 on: March 17, 2009, 12:00:16 PM »
Is there an oil blockage perhaps  rubschin:
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Re: The TMR ailment sweepstake
« Reply #21 on: March 17, 2009, 12:03:34 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 17, 2009, 11:56:13 AM
Or some frightful post-operative infection  Popcorn:
That could be it all right... how old is he...?  rubschin:
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Re: The TMR ailment sweepstake
« Reply #22 on: March 17, 2009, 12:17:20 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 17, 2009, 11:55:51 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 17, 2009, 11:52:02 AM
It's most likely just him sitting on his convalescent plums.
Or Mrs. TMR (to be) squeezing them and then pretending to be asleep...  whistle:

Is that what LL does? Bad LL  noooo:
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Re: The TMR ailment sweepstake
« Reply #23 on: March 17, 2009, 12:30:04 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 17, 2009, 12:17:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 17, 2009, 11:55:51 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 17, 2009, 11:52:02 AM
It's most likely just him sitting on his convalescent plums.
Or Mrs. TMR (to be) squeezing them and then pretending to be asleep...  whistle:
Is that what LL does? Bad LL  noooo:
I thought LL kept them in a jar in the fridge?

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Re: The TMR ailment sweepstake
« Reply #24 on: March 17, 2009, 12:32:26 PM »
I don't think I have the right equipment  noooo:

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Re: The TMR ailment sweepstake
« Reply #25 on: March 17, 2009, 12:39:33 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 17, 2009, 12:32:26 PM
I don't think I have the right equipment  noooo:
Neither does BM
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Re: The TMR ailment sweepstake
« Reply #26 on: March 17, 2009, 12:42:24 PM »
Anyhooo...  ::)

He's gone very quiet... should we start The Boy on the black cake like...?  rubschin:
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Re: The TMR ailment sweepstake
« Reply #27 on: March 17, 2009, 12:45:09 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 17, 2009, 12:39:33 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 17, 2009, 12:32:26 PM
I don't think I have the right equipment  noooo:
Neither does BM

 lol: lol: Can I do the flower arrangements? I hate chrysanthemums so will find plenty of them whistle:
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Re: The TMR ailment sweepstake
« Reply #28 on: March 17, 2009, 12:53:00 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on March 17, 2009, 12:45:09 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 17, 2009, 12:39:33 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 17, 2009, 12:32:26 PM
I don't think I have the right equipment  noooo:
Neither does BM

 lol: lol: Can I do the flower arrangements? I hate chrysanthemums so will find plenty of them whistle:

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Re: The TMR ailment sweepstake
« Reply #29 on: March 17, 2009, 12:53:37 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 17, 2009, 12:53:00 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on March 17, 2009, 12:45:09 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 17, 2009, 12:39:33 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 17, 2009, 12:32:26 PM
I don't think I have the right equipment  noooo:
Neither does BM

 lol: lol: Can I do the flower arrangements? I hate chrysanthemums so will find plenty of them whistle:


Oh, he would have loved that!  razz:
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