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Offline Nick

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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #30 on: June 21, 2007, 01:09:19 PM »
Oh they are fun. Later in the evening everyone is gesturing rude stuff by accident. Go for it!
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #31 on: June 21, 2007, 01:51:00 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 21, 2007, 11:44:25 AM
Hang on. Why on earth would you invite people to dinner that you can't speak to?

Wenchy this is Nick we are talking about, how many threads has he started in the past where nobody has been able to understand him. Its business as usual for him  point:
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #32 on: June 21, 2007, 01:55:56 PM »
I understand my own threads perfectly. It is everyone else who is out of step!
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #33 on: June 21, 2007, 02:30:47 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 21, 2007, 12:46:18 PM
Think of your family. And then consider your position

Ahhh but I could talk to them if I wanted to.
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #34 on: June 21, 2007, 02:42:39 PM »
I?m sure it will all make perfect sense after a few vodka toasts?   whistle:
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #35 on: June 21, 2007, 02:54:24 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 21, 2007, 02:42:39 PM
I?m sure it will all make perfect sense after a few vodka toasts?   whistle:

Vodka toast? Hang on, Nick, alcohol, bread mix, oven...........  scared2:
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #36 on: June 21, 2007, 03:12:03 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 21, 2007, 02:54:24 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 21, 2007, 02:42:39 PM
I?m sure it will all make perfect sense after a few vodka toasts?   whistle:

Vodka toast? Hang on, Nick, alcohol, bread mix, oven...........  scared2:
They'll be here in 50 mins!  scared2:
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #37 on: June 21, 2007, 03:19:44 PM »
Greet them with this ancient Russian welcome


хотели бы Вы иметь секс с моим козлом
khoteli by Vy imet' seks s moim kozlom
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #38 on: June 21, 2007, 03:22:14 PM »
Ok Wenchy what does that really mean, you know that Nick is likely to use that as a greeting if he isnt put straight  eyes:
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #39 on: June 21, 2007, 03:24:51 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 21, 2007, 03:19:44 PM
Greet them with this ancient Russian welcome


хотели бы Вы иметь секс с моим козлом
khoteli by Vy imet' seks s moim kozlom
eeek: Your hovercraft is full of eels too?
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #40 on: June 21, 2007, 03:25:36 PM »
No!

Welcome to my humble abode, partake of the delicious goat.
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #41 on: June 21, 2007, 03:27:32 PM »
Babelfish gave me:

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would want you to have a sex with my goat khoteli by Vy imet ' seks s moim kozlom

You little minx!
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #42 on: June 21, 2007, 03:29:49 PM »
Bastard! He'd have said it too!  point:
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #43 on: June 21, 2007, 03:36:31 PM »
Yes and knowing Nick's luck they would have been KGB and he would have been well buggered Wenchy.
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #44 on: June 21, 2007, 03:37:10 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 21, 2007, 03:36:31 PM
Yes and knowing Nick's luck they would have been KGB and he would have been well buggered Wenchy.

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