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Good punctuation costs nothing.

It actually costs ?4.49!  point:
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Or comes free with a  point: from Bar Wench
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Dont most things though...













If you'll excuse me I'm just going to duck behind some cover  scared:
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Dearie dearie me. That will cost you the price of my holly cake stand. I shall pm you my paypal details.  evil:



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?35 for that?????





Bloody hell Barnum was right after all  point:
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I rent my spare apostrophes out for a fiver a day.
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I rent my spare apostrophes out for a fiver a day.

Mrs S says will you stop renting them out to greengrocers.
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They pay very well! I do 3 for the price of 2 for them.
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They pay very well! I do 3 for the price of 2 for them.
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They pay very well! I do 3 for the price of 2 for them.
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Don't laugh! The sign outside his house reads:
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They pay very well! I do 3 for the price of 2 for them.
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Don't laugh! The sign outside his house reads:
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Back on topic. How about having a dog show?
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Back on topic. How about having a dog show?


I'm up for it! How about these two for a start:



"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

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Siamese twins?
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Siamese twins?

Do they look like bloody cats Nick?

I know you are a bit of an authority on badgers, wasps and toads (not to mention the Pope), but surely you can tell the difference between a cat and a dog!
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!