Annual rant. Clocks

[Miss Demeanour]

Ying and Yang 

[GROWLER]

Now now boys.

When in Security Management

Is there anywhere in the employment chain that you HAVEN'T worked?  

[Darwins Selection]

Ying and Yang 

They were Snoopys security Ninjas.

[Snoopy]

Exactly 

[GROWLER]

Ying and Yang 

Do they sell clocks too then?

[Snoopy]

Now now boys.

When in Security Management

Is there anywhere in the employment chain that you HAVEN'T worked?  

Not many mate no ~ multi income streams ~ remind me to explain all about them when I get back  

[Miss Demeanour]

Ying and Yang 

They were Snoopys security Ninjas.

Or his 2 alter ego's ????

[Uncle Mort]

Ying and Yang 

They were Snoopys security Ninjas.

Or his 2 alter ego's ????

Surely it's only Nick who has those?

[Darwins Selection]

Ying and Yang 

They were Snoopys security Ninjas.

Or his 2 alter ego's ????

"Ripping off his outer disguise of a fat man wearing a stained uniform and eating a doughnut, he revealed. . .






 a fat man eating a doughnut but wearing a brightly coloured lycra costume."  

[GROWLER]

So there. Told you I wasn't alone.


Up to 80,000 jobs could be created in the tourism and leisure industries if clocks were not turned back an hour every October, a new report claims. 

The Policy Studies Institute report said £3 billion could be generated each year in the sectors, while fuel consumption in factories would be cut if there was an extra hour of daylight in the winter months.

Tourist activity would increase by up to 4%, creating between 60,000 and 80,000 jobs, according to the report's author, Dr Mayer Hillman.

The report, published ahead of this weekend's time change, said darker evenings brought increased demand for lighting and central heating.

The study was supported by the British Association of Leisure Parks Piers and Attractions (including GROWLER)  and the Tourism Alliance as a "bold but simple" way of boosting the economy.

I'm going to start a petition.

[Nick]

Are you a pier then? 

[Uncle Mort]

Maybe he's an attraction?

I note:

extra hour of daylight in the winter months.

 

[GROWLER]

Are you a pier then? 

No. An attractive attraction.  

Tis true what they say though. The amount of lecky and gas saved in the evenings would be tumultuous. More business's are active early evening than early morning.

[GROWLER]

Maybe he's an attraction?

I note:

extra hour of daylight in the winter months.

 

In the EVENINGS. 

Why is everyone being so pedantic, when you all know what they really mean.

[Nick]

They don't do their case any good by talking shite,like