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A Wimmin only car
« on: October 07, 2008, 02:33:22 PM »
I see the Iranians have developed a car especially for wimmin,like.

Parking sensors
Built in Sat Nav
"Nice" colours
Huge pieces of rubber at each corner

What else would it need, like?
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Re: A Wimmin only car
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2008, 09:33:05 AM »
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Re: A Wimmin only car
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2008, 09:44:21 AM »
You've made the mistake of posting the question in the Petrol/diesel head zone where wimmin are not allowed...  ::)
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Re: A Wimmin only car
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2008, 09:47:17 AM »
But it's men's views I want. WHat do wimmin know?
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Re: A Wimmin only car
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2008, 09:56:50 AM »
Quote from: Nick on October 08, 2008, 09:47:17 AM
But it's men's views I want. WHat do wimmin know?
Oh I see...

A huge 'makeup' mirror then...
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Re: A Wimmin only car
« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2008, 09:57:38 AM »
A warning flashing light on the roof
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Re: A Wimmin only car
« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2008, 02:30:42 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 08, 2008, 09:57:38 AM
A warning flashing light on the roof

Is that for the wimmins car or your own?  whistle:
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Re: A Wimmin only car
« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2008, 03:01:13 PM »
Wimmins you dolt
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Re: A Wimmin only car
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2008, 03:27:43 PM »
Just checking, after all a Captain Calamity emergency light and siren would be a good idea...  whistle:
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Re: A Wimmin only car
« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2008, 11:32:26 AM »
 noooo:
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Re: A Wimmin only car
« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2008, 11:40:15 AM »
Head brace ~ to stop them looking at the person they are talking to rather than at the road ahead.
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Re: A Wimmin only car
« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2008, 12:06:50 PM »
An extendable puppet with red flag for parking
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