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Re: TENNIS
« Reply #15 on: October 19, 2008, 05:42:58 PM »
And what is it with the tongue thing?  eeek:



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Re: TENNIS
« Reply #16 on: October 19, 2008, 05:50:54 PM »
Dunno ~ my late mother always reckoned that sticking out of a tongue was the last resort because the tongue outsticker had nothing worthwhile to say. On the subject I once knew a girl who, on seeing anyone stick out their tongue, would say "Yuck, you're never going to put that back in your mouth are you?". The only other observation on the subject of tongues ~ have you noticed just how many people cannot spell tongue ..... most seem to go for tounge although I have seen toungue and tonuge but I think the last must have been a typo.
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Re: TENNIS
« Reply #17 on: October 19, 2008, 06:03:20 PM »
Dunno ~ my late mother always reckoned that sticking out of a tongue was the last resort because the tongue outsticker had nothing worthwhile to say. On the subject I once knew a girl who, on seeing anyone stick out their tongue, would say "Yuck, you're never going to put that back in your mouth are you?". The only other observation on the subject of tongues ~ have you noticed just how many people cannot spell tongue ..... most seem to go for tounge although I have seen toungue and tonuge but I think the last must have been a typo.

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Re: TENNIS
« Reply #18 on: October 19, 2008, 06:08:08 PM »
I did once know a chap whose pick up line was "I'd like to lick your navel .... from the inside" ~ it seemed to work for him too  eeek:


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Re: TENNIS
« Reply #19 on: October 19, 2008, 06:09:37 PM »
Did it werk, like?As a chat up line, I mean.
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Re: TENNIS
« Reply #20 on: October 19, 2008, 06:10:19 PM »
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Re: TENNIS
« Reply #21 on: June 21, 2009, 07:25:56 AM »
Come on Tim, Greg, Andy
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Re: TENNIS
« Reply #22 on: June 21, 2009, 07:29:58 AM »
I wonder how much Nadal has been bribed to pull out of Wimbledon  rubschin:
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Re: TENNIS
« Reply #23 on: June 21, 2009, 11:27:33 AM »
Dunno. But at least we can be sure it's going to piss with rain for 2 weeks once Wimbledon starts  noooo:
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Re: TENNIS
« Reply #24 on: June 22, 2009, 08:04:50 AM »
Now they have a roof over Centre Court it'll probaby stay dry,

Anyway, can we now have gratuitous pictures of female tennis players please?

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Re: TENNIS
« Reply #25 on: June 22, 2009, 08:10:51 AM »



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Re: TENNIS
« Reply #26 on: June 22, 2009, 08:17:50 AM »
Ha ha - very good

I saw her on "A Question of Sport" recently, she's not aged well.  noooo:

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« Reply #27 on: June 22, 2009, 08:19:02 AM »
That's because she overworked. All that tennis AND presenting Tomorrow's World, like
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Re: TENNIS
« Reply #28 on: June 22, 2009, 11:48:35 AM »
Just seen this as a comment to a Wimbledon article:

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Wimbledon drinking game - every time BBC mentions 15-YEAR-OLD Laura Robson's age: drink! You'll be dead by the second set!


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Re: TENNIS
« Reply #29 on: June 22, 2009, 01:04:46 PM »
A useful online resource for Uncle

http://www.chickipedia.com/anna-kournikova/
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