A duck related grump

[Nick]

So I only buy free range eggs and chickens. So Tesco and others now raise the prices on those to astronomical scales.

So they now sell ducks

So I bought one

So I stuffed it with oranges, lovingly basted it, smeared it in melted marmalade, servied it with steamed Charlotte potatoes and some leeks

And Mrs Nick said. "Not this again"

Where is that chainsaw?

[Snoopy]

Feed her sausage and chips for a week ...... or speak to me about getting some sheeps eyes from my brother ~ tell her it's good practice for her forthcoming trip.

[Nick]

 

She is packing. SHe needs lots of pants. WHY?

[Snoopy]

She is packing. SHe needs lots of pants. WHY?

Catholic insecurity?


To be sure, to be sure.

[Nick]

That would explain the welding equipment 

[Berek]

Where is that chainsaw?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1034901/Man-cuts-head-chainsaw-flat-earmarked-bulldozed-developers.html

[Snoopy]

Where is that chainsaw?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1034901/Man-cuts-head-chainsaw-flat-earmarked-bulldozed-developers.html

Ahem
http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=4225.0



I know ~ you can't be expected to read all that shite 

[Berek]

I can't be arsed to read all the shite like..

[Snoopy]

 

[Nick]

 

[Just One More]

So I only buy free range eggs and chickens. So Tesco and others now raise the prices on those to astronomical scales.

So they now sell ducks

So I bought one

So I stuffed it with oranges, lovingly basted it, smeared it in melted marmalade, servied it with steamed Charlotte potatoes and some leeks

And Mrs Nick said. "Not this again"

Where is that chainsaw?

Send the leftovers to Mrs TG, she can have a duck filled fatty puss

[Barman]

So I only buy free range eggs and chickens. So Tesco and others now raise the prices on those to astronomical scales.

So they now sell ducks

So I bought one

So I stuffed it with oranges, lovingly basted it, smeared it in melted marmalade, servied it with steamed Charlotte potatoes and some leeks

And Mrs Nick said. "Not this again"

Where is that chainsaw?

Send the leftovers to Mrs TG, she can have a duck filled fatty puss

[Mrs TG]

So I only buy free range eggs and chickens. So Tesco and others now raise the prices on those to astronomical scales.

So they now sell ducks

So I bought one

So I stuffed it with oranges, lovingly basted it, smeared it in melted marmalade, servied it with steamed Charlotte potatoes and some leeks

And Mrs Nick said. "Not this again"

Where is that chainsaw?

Send the leftovers to Mrs TG, she can have a duck filled fatty puss

What have i got to do with this post, seen my name mentioned in vain! 
I only like duck in chinese restaurant on them pancake things...

[Barman]

So I only buy free range eggs and chickens. So Tesco and others now raise the prices on those to astronomical scales.

So they now sell ducks

So I bought one

So I stuffed it with oranges, lovingly basted it, smeared it in melted marmalade, servied it with steamed Charlotte potatoes and some leeks

And Mrs Nick said. "Not this again"

Where is that chainsaw?

Send the leftovers to Mrs TG, she can have a duck filled fatty puss

What have i got to do with this post, seen my name mentioned in vain! 
I only like duck in chinese restaurant on them pancake things...

[Snoopy]

Indeed BM ~ "And some fell upon stony ground"