Fantastic Headlines

[apc2010]

Bonkers in Brazil

https://metro.co.uk/2024/04/17/woman-wheeled-dead-man-bank-tried-get-take-2-000-loan-20662547/

'A woman has been arrested after taking a dead man into a bank in a wheelchair and trying to get him to sign off a four-figure loan in her name.'

Bernie …

[Barman]

Bonkers in Brazil

https://metro.co.uk/2024/04/17/woman-wheeled-dead-man-bank-tried-get-take-2-000-loan-20662547/

'A woman has been arrested after taking a dead man into a bank in a wheelchair and trying to get him to sign off a four-figure loan in her name.'

Bernie …

 

[Steve]

We see clouds they said, we could go seed them they said, what could possibly go wrong

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-68831408

'Heavy rain has been battering Gulf states, causing flash floods that have killed 20 people and disrupted flights at the world's second-busiest airport.'