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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Lactose
« Reply #15 on: June 02, 2008, 09:49:54 AM »
That you need either (i) Balancing and calming, (ii) he is trying to help or (iii) he wants you to get mucky with him.
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Re: Lactose
« Reply #16 on: June 02, 2008, 09:56:25 AM »
I think it is (i) and that he is saying for fecks sake calm down I can't cope!
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Re: Lactose
« Reply #17 on: June 02, 2008, 10:07:30 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 02, 2008, 09:56:25 AM
I think it is (i) and that he is saying for fecks sake calm down I can't cope!

Maybe my experience of adult females is atypical, but you seem quite calm and balanced in my book.  rubschin:

On a scale of 0 to 10 with Mother Teresa at 0 and menopausal Mrs DS#2 at 10, you rate about 0.7 . . .
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Re: Lactose
« Reply #18 on: June 02, 2008, 10:10:14 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 02, 2008, 10:07:30 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 02, 2008, 09:56:25 AM
I think it is (i) and that he is saying for fecks sake calm down I can't cope!

Maybe my experience of adult females is atypical, but you seem quite calm and balanced in my book.  rubschin:

On a scale of 0 to 10 with Mother Teresa at 0 and menopausal Mrs DS#2 at 10, you rate about 0.7 . . .

Agreed... 'cept when you have the painters in...  whistle:
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Re: Lactose
« Reply #19 on: June 02, 2008, 10:10:21 AM »
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Re: Lactose
« Reply #20 on: June 02, 2008, 10:12:22 AM »
Quote from: Barman on June 02, 2008, 10:10:14 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 02, 2008, 10:07:30 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 02, 2008, 09:56:25 AM
I think it is (i) and that he is saying for fecks sake calm down I can't cope!

Maybe my experience of adult females is atypical, but you seem quite calm and balanced in my book.  rubschin:

On a scale of 0 to 10 with Mother Teresa at 0 and menopausal Mrs DS#2 at 10, you rate about 0.7 . . .

Agreed... 'cept when you have the painters in...  whistle:
Just before they arrive is usually the worst.  scared2:

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Re: Lactose
« Reply #21 on: June 02, 2008, 10:13:55 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 02, 2008, 10:12:22 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 02, 2008, 10:10:14 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 02, 2008, 10:07:30 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 02, 2008, 09:56:25 AM
I think it is (i) and that he is saying for fecks sake calm down I can't cope!

Maybe my experience of adult females is atypical, but you seem quite calm and balanced in my book.  rubschin:

On a scale of 0 to 10 with Mother Teresa at 0 and menopausal Mrs DS#2 at 10, you rate about 0.7 . . .

Agreed... 'cept when you have the painters in...  whistle:
Just before they arrive is usually the worst.  scared2:


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Re: Lactose
« Reply #22 on: June 02, 2008, 11:03:54 AM »
Did somebody mention that the painters are due?
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Re: Lactose
« Reply #23 on: June 02, 2008, 03:16:13 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 02, 2008, 11:03:54 AM
Did somebody mention that the painters are due?

I think I hear a broadsheet newspaper being rolled up, possibly with the supplement and free CD still in it.  noooo:
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Re: Lactose
« Reply #24 on: June 02, 2008, 03:20:15 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 02, 2008, 03:16:13 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 02, 2008, 11:03:54 AM
Did somebody mention that the painters are due?

I think I hear a broadsheet newspaper being rolled up, possibly with the supplement and free CD still in it.  noooo:
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Re: Lactose
« Reply #25 on: June 02, 2008, 03:22:38 PM »
Eeeeeeek!
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Re: Lactose
« Reply #26 on: June 03, 2008, 07:07:09 AM »
Like Snoopy, I try to avoid milk and quite a bit of other dairy items. They seem to bring on IBS, as does red meat. Cutting these out of my diet helps greatly, but I do treat myself to a strong cuppa on Sataurday and Sunday mornings... as the ad use to say "best drink of the day". The rest of the week, I drink lemon tea, or as the girls in the office call it, "puffs tea"
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Re: Lactose
« Reply #27 on: June 03, 2008, 08:51:15 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on June 03, 2008, 07:07:09 AM
Like Snoopy, I try to avoid milk and quite a bit of other dairy items. They seem to bring on IBS, as does red meat. Cutting these out of my diet helps greatly, but I do treat myself to a strong cuppa on Sataurday and Sunday mornings... as the ad use to say "best drink of the day". The rest of the week, I drink lemon tea, or as the girls in the office call it, "puffs tea"

Win back some 'street cred' by carrying a hip flask filled with apple juice and being seen to pour a measure into each cup of 'puffs tea'.  ;)
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Re: Lactose
« Reply #28 on: June 03, 2008, 09:11:40 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 03, 2008, 08:51:15 AM
Quote from: Just One More on June 03, 2008, 07:07:09 AM
Like Snoopy, I try to avoid milk and quite a bit of other dairy items. They seem to bring on IBS, as does red meat. Cutting these out of my diet helps greatly, but I do treat myself to a strong cuppa on Sataurday and Sunday mornings... as the ad use to say "best drink of the day". The rest of the week, I drink lemon tea, or as the girls in the office call it, "puffs tea"

Win back some 'street cred' by carrying a hip flask filled with apple juice and being seen to pour a measure into each cup of 'puffs tea'.  ;)

Ta DS. I just sussed out why those guys bag so many pheasants on the shoots despite taking endless measures form their hip flasks
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Re: Lactose
« Reply #29 on: June 03, 2008, 11:04:24 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on June 03, 2008, 09:11:40 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 03, 2008, 08:51:15 AM
Quote from: Just One More on June 03, 2008, 07:07:09 AM
Like Snoopy, I try to avoid milk and quite a bit of other dairy items. They seem to bring on IBS, as does red meat. Cutting these out of my diet helps greatly, but I do treat myself to a strong cuppa on Sataurday and Sunday mornings... as the ad use to say "best drink of the day". The rest of the week, I drink lemon tea, or as the girls in the office call it, "puffs tea"

Win back some 'street cred' by carrying a hip flask filled with apple juice and being seen to pour a measure into each cup of 'puffs tea'.  ;)

Ta DS. I just sussed out why those guys bag so many pheasants on the shoots despite taking endless measures form their hip flasks

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