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Berek

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"I'll pick up a salad on the way home "
« on: May 08, 2008, 08:18:23 PM »
She said

she walked in with a plastic bag full of frigging dock leaves and dandelions, absolutely fucking disgusting. I could have gone in the garden and picked something more palatable

salad "leaves " are the biggest con going.
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Re: "I'll pick up a salad on the way home "
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2008, 09:48:44 PM »
I think you might need an appointment with Agony Uncle Nick   rubschin:

I hear he does remarkable things with dandelions  ;)
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Re: "I'll pick up a salad on the way home "
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2008, 10:24:23 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on May 08, 2008, 09:48:44 PM
I hear he does remarkable things with dandelions  ;)

Another 'blow job'?



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Re: "I'll pick up a salad on the way home "
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2008, 10:33:16 PM »
 drumroll:

You took the words from out of my ....  oh dear, that's an unfortunate analogy / simile / metaphor  redface:
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