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Offline Snoopy

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Re: CCTV boom 'failing to cut crime'
« Reply #15 on: May 06, 2008, 03:34:02 PM »
The wedding reception will decide his fate
If, when the spotlight falls upon his shiny pate
Poetry he spouts instead of a speech
Landlady, with a mighty screech
Will remove forever his ability to mate.
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Re: CCTV boom 'failing to cut crime'
« Reply #16 on: May 06, 2008, 03:34:59 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 06, 2008, 03:34:02 PM
The wedding reception will decide his fate
If, when the spotlight falls upon his shiny pate
Poetry he spouts instead of a speech
Landlady, with an almighty screech
Will remove forever his ability to mate.

Aha. Thats more like it.  happy088
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Re: CCTV boom 'failing to cut crime'
« Reply #17 on: May 06, 2008, 03:35:32 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 06, 2008, 03:34:02 PM
The wedding reception will decide his fate
If, when the spotlight falls upon his shiny pate
Poetry he spouts instead of a speech
Landlady, with an almighty screech
Will remove forever his ability to mate.
She would too...  scared2:
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Re: CCTV boom 'failing to cut crime'
« Reply #18 on: May 07, 2008, 08:05:22 AM »
Does she carry sharp implements about her person (not including her tongue)?
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Re: CCTV boom 'failing to cut crime'
« Reply #19 on: May 07, 2008, 08:12:35 AM »
Tell me about a woman who does not have a handbag containing nail file, nail scissors, emery boards, needle and thread and various other items capable of inflicting serious harm to your nether regions.
My first wife could remove yer bollox with a look! scared2:
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Re: CCTV boom 'failing to cut crime'
« Reply #20 on: May 07, 2008, 06:15:55 PM »
Getting briefly back on topic again its hardly surprising that CCTV isnt stopping crime. Most of the feral scrotes that are caught on camera want copies of the footage afterwards to put on youtube and the like. Being filmed breaking the law is another badge of honour for them.
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