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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #390 on: January 25, 2016, 10:40:55 PM »
Potatoes wrapped in tin-foil and kept in a cupboard become a welcome consolation if your house burns down.,,,,,, Thumbs:

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« Reply #391 on: January 26, 2016, 02:10:53 AM »
Potatoes wrapped in tin-foil and kept in a cupboard become a welcome consolation if your house burns down.,,,,,, Thumbs:
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #392 on: January 26, 2016, 06:30:44 AM »
Potatoes wrapped in tin-foil and kept in a cupboard become a welcome consolation if your house burns down.,,,,,, Thumbs:

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #393 on: January 26, 2016, 09:08:42 AM »
Potatoes wrapped in tin-foil and kept in a cupboard become a welcome consolation if your house burns down.,,,,,, Thumbs:

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #394 on: May 18, 2016, 04:01:07 PM »
When listening to a Polish lorry driver telling you about his problem with some other driver on a narrow road, be aware that the phrase "I am surprised you didn't come to blows" does not seem to translate well.
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #395 on: May 18, 2016, 04:06:09 PM »
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« Reply #396 on: May 18, 2016, 04:33:45 PM »
When listening to a Polish lorry driver telling you about his problem with some other driver on a narrow road, be aware that the phrase "I am surprised you didn't come to blows" does not seem to translate well.

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #397 on: February 15, 2017, 11:36:58 PM »
Never fvck a woman who can spell gonorrhea correctly the first time she tries ....... rubschin:

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #398 on: February 16, 2017, 12:04:22 AM »
Never fvck a woman who can spell gonorrhea correctly the first time she tries ....... rubschin:
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« Reply #399 on: February 16, 2017, 06:18:47 AM »
Never fvck a woman who can spell gonorrhea correctly the first time she tries ....... rubschin:

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« Reply #400 on: February 16, 2017, 06:19:00 AM »
Never fvck a woman who can spell gonorrhea correctly the first time she tries ....... rubschin:
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #401 on: February 16, 2017, 11:04:56 AM »
Never fvck a woman who can spell gonorrhea correctly the first time she tries ....... rubschin:
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