More Top Tips

[Darwins Selection]

Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There's no need to remind him every six months about it...........

 

 

[Steve]

Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There's no need to remind him every six months about it...........

 

 

[Just One More]

TRAMPS. Instead of asking for change for a cuppa, put it towards a kettle and teabags. It's far more economical, long term.

[Just One More]

PRETEND you're visiting a 'nerd zoo' by peering in through the window of Games Workshop.

[Just One More]

CONVINCE other public toilet users you are much younger by loudly shouting "I've Finished!" from within your cubicle.

[Just One More]

POLAR BEARS. Adapt to global warming by rebranding as 'Solar Bears' and moving to Greece.

[Barman]

TRAMPS. Instead of asking for change for a cuppa, put it towards a kettle and teabags. It's far more economical, long term.

 

[Barman]

CONVINCE other public toilet users you are much younger by loudly shouting "I've Finished!" from within your cubicle.

 

[Just One More]

MEN. Instead of thick coats, woolly scarves and leather gloves, why not take a pair of bollocks out with you this February.      

[Just One More]

PRETEND your dog is a horse by not picking up its shit.

[Barman]

MEN. Instead of thick coats, woolly scarves and leather gloves, why not take a pair of bollocks out with you this February.      

[Just One More]

Save money on batteries by only putting them into your clock when you wish to know the time.

[Barman]

PRETEND your dog is a horse by not picking up its shit.

 

[Just One More]

PHARMACISTS. Pretend to be skilled medical professionals by taking 30 minutes to put a packet of antibiotics in a bag.

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[Just One More]

PARENTS. Prepare your child for the harsh reality of the world by informing them they aren't special & are quite plain looking.