BLIND PEOPLE. Give yourself at least a chance of seeing something by not wearing heavy dark glasses all the time.
CONTESTANTS on Bullseye. Give your address as the Moon, that way, if you lose, your 'bus fare home' will amount to several million pounds.
MONKS. CONDUCT a life of celibacy and emotional solitude without joining a monastery by simply living with my wife. It's more comfortable and you'll be able to watch TV and use the internet.
REDUCE THE risk of night time fire by soaking all your furniture with a hosepipe before going to bed.
HUSBANDS. Cheer yourself up by watching your wedding video in reverse. You'll love the bit where you give her back the ring, walk back up the aisle, get into a car and fuck off.