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Re: "White Rabbits"
« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2008, 08:52:04 AM »
Ah, yokel stock!
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Re: "White Rabbits"
« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2008, 08:55:06 AM »
Great that is a new one to add to my already great repertoire!  censored:

Hows about her insistence on giving anyone a coin if you gave them a present of a knife or pair of scissors "So as not to cut the friendship"

Her desire to shake hands with you if she sneezed "Shake hands with a fool to pass on the devil you just sneezed out"

And if you cracked your "funny bone" against something she would say "Hit the other elbow hard .... it'll lessen the pain"

STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: "White Rabbits"
« Reply #17 on: April 01, 2008, 08:57:50 AM »
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If you drop a glove, someone else should pick it up, and they will get a surprise.

Especially if Snoopy is behind them eveilgrin:
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Re: "White Rabbits"
« Reply #18 on: April 01, 2008, 09:01:57 AM »
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If you drop a glove, someone else should pick it up, and they will get a surprise.

Especially if Snoopy is behind them eveilgrin:


Now that is another story altogether ~ I'll PM you.


Meanwhile I seem to have reduced Wenchy to a nervous wreck ~ she won't leave the house for a week at least now.
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Re: "White Rabbits"
« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2008, 09:03:15 AM »
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Re: "White Rabbits"
« Reply #20 on: April 01, 2008, 09:06:55 AM »
I personally have never been superstitious ~ touch wood.
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Re: "White Rabbits"
« Reply #21 on: April 01, 2008, 09:07:19 AM »
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Re: "White Rabbits"
« Reply #22 on: April 01, 2008, 09:12:54 AM »
Ah, yokel stock!

Very much so. Horny handed sons of the soil and all that.
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Re: "White Rabbits"
« Reply #23 on: April 01, 2008, 09:20:12 AM »
Blue and green should never be seen (together)

Salt spill, then throw over left shoulder bit.

Opening doors to let old year out, new year in. Something to do with crockery at New year as well.

Mother is Irish. Must be loads more that she would come out with.

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Re: "White Rabbits"
« Reply #24 on: April 01, 2008, 09:26:39 AM »
Don't eat yellow snow.

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Re: "White Rabbits"
« Reply #25 on: April 01, 2008, 09:31:52 AM »
I've heard lots of those posted so far, how about

Ne'er cast a clout till May is out
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Re: "White Rabbits"
« Reply #26 on: April 01, 2008, 09:47:40 AM »
I've heard lots of those posted so far, how about

Ne'er cast a clout till May is out

Ah but the doubt about that one is ............. Does it refer to the month of May or to the May Blossom which comes out much earlier?
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Re: "White Rabbits"
« Reply #27 on: April 01, 2008, 09:53:00 AM »
And what exactly is a clout?  eeek:

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Re: "White Rabbits"
« Reply #28 on: April 01, 2008, 09:54:51 AM »
And what exactly is a clout?  eeek:

Items of clothing. In this context winter garments.
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Re: "White Rabbits"
« Reply #29 on: April 01, 2008, 09:59:26 AM »
Pfft! I'm paying no attention to that!