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Offline Snoopy

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Long Hair
« on: March 31, 2008, 12:15:55 PM »
For chaps ~ in particular small boys.
I am trying to persuade my two that a haircut before they return to school would be a good idea. They are resisting the notion.

Is long hair back in fashion or not? I have no intention of them being shaven headed louts as are many of their school mates (what is it about baldness that all we older men fear but that younger men now seem to embrace?)

Trouble is that Minor and Minimus are looking a bit shaggy and could do with a tidy up, tonsorially speaking.
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Re: Long Hair
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2008, 12:17:46 PM »
The Boy lusts after the shaven heads of the rough kids from the "Estate" (Why does living in a council house =shaven head?)

He consents to a haircut when he can no longer see.

You are their dad. Assert your authority!
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Re: Long Hair
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2008, 12:19:24 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 31, 2008, 12:15:55 PM
For chaps ~ in particular small boys.
I am trying to persuade my two that a haircut before they return to school would be a good idea. They are resisting the notion.

Is long hair back in fashion or not? I have no intention of them being shaven headed louts as are many of their school mates (what is it about baldness that all we older men fear but that younger men now seem to embrace?)

Trouble is that Minor and Minimus are looking a bit shaggy and could do with a tidy up, tonsorially speaking.

Buy a couple of packs of 'girlie' hair clips and say ''Haircut or these!'' They'll be in the barbers seat before you know it  eveilgrin:
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Re: Long Hair
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2008, 12:20:08 PM »
 rubschin: Actually hate having a haircut myself ~ which doesn't help my case.
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Re: Long Hair
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2008, 12:20:58 PM »
Quote from: Landlady on March 31, 2008, 12:19:24 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 31, 2008, 12:15:55 PM
For chaps ~ in particular small boys.
I am trying to persuade my two that a haircut before they return to school would be a good idea. They are resisting the notion.

Is long hair back in fashion or not? I have no intention of them being shaven headed louts as are many of their school mates (what is it about baldness that all we older men fear but that younger men now seem to embrace?)

Trouble is that Minor and Minimus are looking a bit shaggy and could do with a tidy up, tonsorially speaking.

Buy a couple of packs of 'girlie' hair clips and say ''Haircut or these!'' They'll be in the barbers seat before you know it  eveilgrin:

Wot she said.
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Re: Long Hair
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2008, 12:21:46 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2008, 12:17:46 PM
Why does living in a council house =shaven head?

Not in my day it didn't! Ex council house lass that I am myself  scared2:
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Re: Long Hair
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2008, 12:22:56 PM »
Theydo it to the boys.The Chardonnays get scrucnhies and stuff!
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Re: Long Hair
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2008, 12:23:59 PM »
Quote from: Landlady on March 31, 2008, 12:19:24 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 31, 2008, 12:15:55 PM
For chaps ~ in particular small boys.
I am trying to persuade my two that a haircut before they return to school would be a good idea. They are resisting the notion.

Is long hair back in fashion or not? I have no intention of them being shaven headed louts as are many of their school mates (what is it about baldness that all we older men fear but that younger men now seem to embrace?)

Trouble is that Minor and Minimus are looking a bit shaggy and could do with a tidy up, tonsorially speaking.

Buy a couple of packs of 'girlie' hair clips and say ''Haircut or these!'' They'll be in the barbers seat before you know it  eveilgrin:

It was Mrs Snoopy's comment about "Are you three planning on writing poetry or buying ribbons?" that started the problem.
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Re: Long Hair
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2008, 12:24:04 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2008, 12:22:56 PM
Theydo it to the boys.The Chardonnays get scrucnhies and stuff!

Phew - wot wine club do you belong to then that send you those freebies?
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Re: Long Hair
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2008, 12:25:46 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 31, 2008, 12:23:59 PM
Quote from: Landlady on March 31, 2008, 12:19:24 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 31, 2008, 12:15:55 PM
For chaps ~ in particular small boys.
I am trying to persuade my two that a haircut before they return to school would be a good idea. They are resisting the notion.

Is long hair back in fashion or not? I have no intention of them being shaven headed louts as are many of their school mates (what is it about baldness that all we older men fear but that younger men now seem to embrace?)

Trouble is that Minor and Minimus are looking a bit shaggy and could do with a tidy up, tonsorially speaking.

Buy a couple of packs of 'girlie' hair clips and say ''Haircut or these!'' They'll be in the barbers seat before you know it  eveilgrin:

It was Mrs Snoopy's comment about "Are you three planning on writing poetry or buying ribbons?" that started the problem.

Ah you'd look absolutely dinks with a ribbon top knot Snoops I'm sure!
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Re: Long Hair
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2008, 12:25:58 PM »
What is she on about?

And where is Wenchy.

We needmore Oestrogen here!
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Re: Long Hair
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2008, 12:27:29 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2008, 12:25:58 PM
What is she on about?

And where is Wenchy.

We needmore Oestrogen here!

 sick2: or  sleep021 I 'spect
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Re: Long Hair
« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2008, 12:28:10 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 31, 2008, 12:27:29 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2008, 12:25:58 PM
What is she on about?

And where is Wenchy.

We needmore Oestrogen here!

 sick2: or  sleep021 I 'spect
Nick upset her last week and she staled off...  noooo:
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Re: Long Hair
« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2008, 12:29:06 PM »
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she staled off...

All crusty then noooo:
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Re: Long Hair
« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2008, 12:29:34 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2008, 12:25:58 PM
What is she on about?

And where is Wenchy.

We needmore Oestrogen here!

Yes Agree - Bring us Wenchy - Bring us Wenchy - Bring us Wenchy - Bring us Wenchy - Bring us Wenchy - Bring us Wenchy - Bring us Wenchy -  sad24:
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