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Re: The all new Left Handers thread
« Reply #15 on: March 04, 2008, 01:01:51 PM »
Sinister Nick? I know I'm getting on but I do remember that Centurian was a tank not a rank ..... mind you I'm pretty sure Pontius was still flying when I joined up.


http://encarta.msn.com/dictionary_/sinister.html

You righties. So ignorant noooo:


The joke was that as the Brits march to the call Left Right, Left Right so the Romans marched to Sinister Dexter, Sinister Dexter.(Think Monty Python) .... Kinda loses its humour in the translation.
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Re: The all new Left Handers thread
« Reply #16 on: March 04, 2008, 01:02:06 PM »
Our local is clogged up all day with a BIG local funeral. I meant to go but forgot about it. The whole village will be full of pissed people in black suits later. They have booked the pub from 12 - 7  eeek:

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Re: The all new Left Handers thread
« Reply #17 on: March 04, 2008, 01:02:55 PM »
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Kinda loses its humour in the translation.

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Re: The all new Left Handers thread
« Reply #18 on: March 04, 2008, 01:04:44 PM »
Our local is clogged up all day with a BIG local funeral. I meant to go but forgot about it. The whole village will be full of pissed people in black suits later. They have booked the pub from 12 - 7  eeek:

All 500 of them!



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Re: The all new Left Handers thread
« Reply #19 on: March 04, 2008, 01:05:18 PM »
Golfers, actually.

Which one is worse? rubschin:
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Re: The all new Left Handers thread
« Reply #20 on: March 04, 2008, 01:06:32 PM »
Golfers, actually.

Which one is worse? rubschin:
Pikey golfers...

They'll be shouting through your letterbox later " I luv you... you're my besh fren you are, etc."
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Re: The all new Left Handers thread
« Reply #21 on: March 04, 2008, 01:06:54 PM »
That too will happen later this evening noooo:
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Re: The all new Left Handers thread
« Reply #22 on: March 04, 2008, 01:07:54 PM »
That too will happen later this evening noooo:
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Re: The all new Left Handers thread
« Reply #23 on: March 04, 2008, 02:41:49 PM »
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Re: The all new Left Handers thread
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Re: The all new Left Handers thread
« Reply #25 on: March 06, 2008, 11:52:35 AM »
Golfers, actually.

Which one is worse? rubschin:
Pikey golfers...

They'll be shouting through your letterbox later " I luv you... you're my besh fren you are, etc."

Surely they'd be too busy building patios on the sandtraps...  whistle:
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Re: The all new Left Handers thread
« Reply #27 on: June 11, 2015, 08:28:51 AM »
Paedophiles ‘most likely to be left handed’

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"Paedophiles are most likely to be left handed and have attached earlobes rubschin:

I don't think I have heard of anyone but Van Gogh with detached earlobes.
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Re: The all new Left Handers thread
« Reply #28 on: June 11, 2015, 08:38:27 AM »
Paedophiles ‘most likely to be left handed’

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"Paedophiles are most likely to be left handed and have attached earlobes rubschin:

I don't think I have heard of anyone but Van Gogh with detached earlobes.


And that policeman on Reservoir Dogs...  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new Left Handers thread
« Reply #29 on: June 11, 2015, 08:54:36 AM »
Paedophiles ‘most likely to be left handed’

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"Paedophiles are most likely to be left handed and have attached earlobes rubschin:

I don't think I have heard of anyone but Van Gogh with detached earlobes.


And that policeman on Reservoir Dogs...  :thumbsup:


OK, so there are only two dead or imaginary people who definitely aren't kiddie fiddlers, therefore all lefties are? 
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