Well, Today has shown a valuable new vocation for Tone and Slotty as soon as he retires from No.10.
He has shown to be a possible magnet for fire in Iraq. Why doesn't he go out there and stay a while, doing a grand job of attracting all the shit from the troops. We'll love him for it.
And spare the blushes of the kid (Harry) as well, showing us that there is someone the ragheads would rather kill than him.
Hey! I've just had a brilliant idea, he can take Rhodri Morgan with him to spare him his blushes and squirming too.
