Random image thread.

[TG]

[Darwins Selection]

[Just One More]

Some people have no class. I mean, just look at his tie

[TG]

Indeed. What a slob. 

[Darwins Selection]

You cynics. 

At least you can see he is not marrying her for her money.

[TG]

Slighty scarey...

[Barman]

Slighty scarey...

[Darwins Selection]

Slighty scarey...

[Uncle Mort]

A child's colouring book    (spelt coloring I'd guess)

"Dad! Jimmy wont give me the Omnipotent Yellow crayon"

[Pastis]

   I like the Artist's colours.

Reminds me of Burnt Sienna, Cadmium Red, Cerulean something, and the ubiquitous Monkey Shit Brown. Much more imaginative than the Pantone Matching System.

[Snoopy]

My mother, a tailoress by trade and training, had a huge (industrial size) reel of cotton that was used to patch and repair school uniforms, shorten trousers (and let them down again as we grew), replace buttons etc. "Elephant Grey" was the colour named on the label and she would view us as we came in, ripped and torn, from school and sigh "Pass me the elephant grey".

  Come to think about it ~ I still say that when my boys come in with torn clothing ~ I must explain it to them one day or they will go on thinking I am mad.

[Pastis]

Nah, leave as one of life's little mysteries 

[Snoopy]

  You're probably right ~ why try to change their minds now? 

[Bar Wench]

My mother, a tailoress by trade and training, had a huge (industrial size) reel of cotton that was used to patch and repair school uniforms, shorten trousers (and let them down again as we grew), replace buttons etc. "Elephant Grey" was the colour named on the label and she would view us as we came in, ripped and torn, from school and sigh "Pass me the elephant grey".

  Come to think about it ~ I still say that when my boys come in with torn clothing ~ I must explain it to them one day or they will go on thinking I am mad.

My Dad had a bunch of saying that none of know the meaning to but still use.  When people ask and you say you don't know they look at you like you are a freak. Especially when it follows hard on the heels of the haggis bird story. 

[Snoopy]

My mother, a tailoress by trade and training, had a huge (industrial size) reel of cotton that was used to patch and repair school uniforms, shorten trousers (and let them down again as we grew), replace buttons etc. "Elephant Grey" was the colour named on the label and she would view us as we came in, ripped and torn, from school and sigh "Pass me the elephant grey".

  Come to think about it ~ I still say that when my boys come in with torn clothing ~ I must explain it to them one day or they will go on thinking I am mad.

My Dad had a bunch of saying that none of know the meaning to but still use.  When people ask and you say you don't know they look at you like you are a freak. Especially when it follows hard on the heels of the haggis bird story. 

I think I can work that out ~ a sort of "Fill in the missing words" round is it?