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Quote from: Steve on October 30, 2016, 11:15:46 AMQuote from: Grumpmeister on October 30, 2016, 08:07:21 AMYes!!!! At last, after making one shite film after another based on computer games Uwe Bolle has finally announced his retirement. http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/37787337/uwe-boll-director-of-the-worst-film-ever-says-hes-retiringWhat will the Minema show now?
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 30, 2016, 08:07:21 AMYes!!!! At last, after making one shite film after another based on computer games Uwe Bolle has finally announced his retirement. http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/37787337/uwe-boll-director-of-the-worst-film-ever-says-hes-retiringWhat will the Minema show now?
Yes!!!! At last, after making one shite film after another based on computer games Uwe Bolle has finally announced his retirement. http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/37787337/uwe-boll-director-of-the-worst-film-ever-says-hes-retiring
A biopic of Bliar? Seriously? Who in their right mind is going to want to pay to watch such sanitised whitewashed shite?http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4121536/Tony-Blair-talks-producer-biopics-Amy-Winehouse-Ayrton-Senna-turn-life-story-film.html
633 Squadron is on again Leaden script and wooden actingGot to be watched
Or this one
It is a dreadful film. And it is just about to start
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 02, 2013, 03:33:30 PMI'm not sure whether to add this or not but Sharknado. The Asylum has always been known for making low budget B movies and versions of big screen hits so if you have ever watched one of their films before you know what to expect. Basically huge storm picks up loads of sharks and drops them on a flooded America. It does feel like someone has been looking into Nick's mind for ideas. we watched Sharknado the other and absolutely pissed ourselves! Gloriously shite. Snakes on a plane is also a wonderful pile of poo. Laughed so much at that one.
I'm not sure whether to add this or not but Sharknado. The Asylum has always been known for making low budget B movies and versions of big screen hits so if you have ever watched one of their films before you know what to expect. Basically huge storm picks up loads of sharks and drops them on a flooded America. It does feel like someone has been looking into Nick's mind for ideas.
Scratch that, they made a fifth one