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Juliu's, Funchal
« on: November 18, 2007, 11:24:10 PM »
There you are with a few hours to kill on the island of Madeira, so what to do? Well it's lunch time and there's talk of a speciality... the Espada. Sounds like a spade to me but the lovely Madeiran maid outside Juliu's assures me it's a fish... We do special... with a banana... you will love him!.

Leaving fear and trepidation on the doorstep I venture inside and am ushered upstairs to a refreshingly air conditioned dining room. There's a buffet of starters (new collective noun there) and crisp, white tablecloths. Juliu's is on a side street in Funchal and thankfully there's only a few Madeirans in there. After a tastey salad it's got to be the Espada Spezialoso or whatever it's called... bring it on, I say.

Now at this point I realise that I may have snapped Seņor Espada earlier in the morning down the fish market. He's an uncommonly ferocious looking creature...

Here he is lined up with his mates:


And he's got some teeth on him...


Oh well, in for a penny etc. The fillet of Espada (Scabbard fish) arrives lightly battered, as is the accompanying banana... what a delicious combination. A soft, tastey, deep sea white fish with a delicately cooked fruit...a squeeze of lemon and mmmmmuachh!

Glad I didn't get the eyes... or the teeth...  scared2:

Try him if you ever get the chance  happy088
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Re: Juliu's, Funchal
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2007, 01:41:20 PM »
Espada waver!

They go with banana! eeek:
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Re: Juliu's, Funchal
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2007, 01:42:31 PM »
Christ! That looks like summat out of the Lord of the Rings.  eeek:
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Re: Juliu's, Funchal
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2007, 01:44:43 PM »
I had a girlfriend like that once noooo:

Back on topic.

Sirloin of beef roasted when smeared in wholegrain mustard and Nigella's roast potatoes with semolina. Lovely!

Oh, yes, fish. Sorry!
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Re: Juliu's, Funchal
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2007, 01:45:51 PM »
I couldn't get on with the semolina roast potatoes.

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Re: Juliu's, Funchal
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2007, 01:46:31 PM »
Christ! That looks like summat out of the Lord of the Rings.  eeek:


Looks more like Tie Rack to me.
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Re: Juliu's, Funchal
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2007, 01:46:39 PM »
You cooked them wrong then. They are a favourite in much demand here!

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Re: Juliu's, Funchal
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2007, 01:47:23 PM »
You cooked them wrong then. They are a favourite in much demand here!


Ties?
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Re: Juliu's, Funchal
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2007, 01:47:49 PM »
You cooked them wrong then. They are a favourite in much demand here!

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They tasted strange.

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Re: Juliu's, Funchal
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2007, 01:48:04 PM »
Do stop it!

They ain't kippers!
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Re: Juliu's, Funchal
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2007, 01:48:23 PM »
You cooked them wrong then. They are a favourite in much demand here!

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They tasted strange.

Crunchy!!
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Re: Juliu's, Funchal
« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2007, 01:48:59 PM »
You cooked them wrong then. They are a favourite in much demand here!

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They tasted strange.
They would, you are supposed to wear them round your neck.

Or in Berek's case, hold your trousers up.
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