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« Reply #30 on: October 10, 2007, 02:00:53 PM »
Emoticon waving?

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« Reply #31 on: October 10, 2007, 02:02:11 PM »
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« Reply #32 on: October 10, 2007, 03:31:37 PM »
Didn't Nick purport to be able to sort this out in Agony Corner?  whistle:
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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« Reply #33 on: October 10, 2007, 03:32:41 PM »
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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« Reply #34 on: October 10, 2007, 03:34:08 PM »
So it's war is it?

Before you go nuclear, can you just explain this "Sawing a Turd" emoticon you used earlier?


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« Reply #35 on: October 10, 2007, 03:38:31 PM »
So it's war is it?

Before you go nuclear, can you just explain this "Sawing a Turd" emoticon you used earlier?


Kebab ~ usually foolishly eaten after too much beer leading to hang-overs

I'd have thought that, given your medical problems, the last thing on your mind would have been kebabs! Work of the devil for the most part. I've only ever had one decent kebab in the UK and that was in Holland Park somewhere with a mate some years back. And no, I wasn't pissed before someone mentions it - I know that's usually a pre-requisite for kebabs, but on this occasion I was hungry and it was recommended.
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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« Reply #36 on: October 10, 2007, 05:29:59 PM »
So it's war is it?

Before you go nuclear, can you just explain this "Sawing a Turd" emoticon you used earlier?


Kebab ~ usually foolishly eaten after too much beer leading to hang-overs

I'd have thought that, given your medical problems, the last thing on your mind would have been kebabs! Work of the devil for the most part. I've only ever had one decent kebab in the UK and that was in Holland Park somewhere with a mate some years back. And no, I wasn't pissed before someone mentions it - I know that's usually a pre-requisite for kebabs, but on this occasion I was hungry and it was recommended.


Good Lord ~ I haven't eaten one for years ..... come to that I've had just one glass of red wine and one glass of champagne in the past two years. On both occasions I felt unwell after drinking them ~ due I suspect to the valium/alcohol mix.
I did, however, have an illness free younger life once ....... a loooooooooooooooong time ago now  sad24:
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« Reply #37 on: October 10, 2007, 05:34:07 PM »
Mornington Crescent!  point:
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« Reply #38 on: October 10, 2007, 05:38:24 PM »
He's clearly lost it ....................... If he ever had it.  ::)
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« Reply #39 on: October 10, 2007, 05:43:27 PM »
He's clearly lost it ....................... If he ever had it.  ::)
I did have it once - 1979 I think it was...  rubschin:

It made as much sense as most of the other replies on the thread…  whistle:
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« Reply #40 on: October 10, 2007, 05:45:48 PM »
Look you bunch of tossers. Wenchy very kindly set this Petrol Head zone up for us motoring enthusiasts to talk about car type things, and what have we got here NOW then ffs?

SHITE. Pure SHITE. ::)

Can someone in authority either get this lot to have a mass head examination with consequent re-wiring, or set up a 'SHITE ONLY' to be posted in here board? happy088

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« Reply #41 on: October 10, 2007, 05:56:22 PM »
Look you bunch of tossers. Wenchy very kindly set this Petrol Head zone up for us motoring enthusiasts to talk about car type things, and what have we got here NOW then ffs?

SHITE. Pure SHITE. ::)

Can someone in authority either get this lot to have a mass head examination with consequent re-wiring, or set up a 'SHITE ONLY' to be posted in here board? happy088

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I dunno Growler... I think there must be something in the water beer or something...  noooo:
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« Reply #42 on: October 11, 2007, 08:43:57 AM »
Sorry Growler but we're just not car people  noooo:

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« Reply #43 on: October 11, 2007, 08:51:31 AM »
We are kebabby people. spider:
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« Reply #44 on: October 11, 2007, 08:58:11 AM »
And wispa people.