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Offline Miss Demeanour

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« on: July 13, 2017, 06:03:00 PM »
The Brat messages to say that the heated toilet seat in her hotel is too hot !!

I am launching an immediate appeal. For just £3 a month you could guarantee this child gets a bucket  which will change her life for ever.
 
Not BM's one though obviously  lol:
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Re: 1st world problems
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2017, 06:06:44 PM »
Tell her to put ice cubes in her pants.

This may also preserve her virtue on her trip  whistle:
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Re: 1st world problems
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2017, 06:15:27 PM »
Her hotel room  also has condoms in the mini bar  eeek:
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« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2017, 06:24:33 PM »
Refrigerated condoms???

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I'd never stand for that  whistle:
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Re: 1st world problems
« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2017, 06:25:22 PM »
 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:

Popcorn:
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« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2017, 06:26:50 PM »
She has just rung to report she has eaten a tarantula ....thinking this was a euphemism she has sent me the video to prove it  sick2: sick2: sick2:
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Re: 1st world problems
« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2017, 06:31:27 PM »
All that peace and quiet you thought you would get


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Re: 1st world problems
« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2017, 06:31:46 PM »
5 weeks!! This is going to be fun  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
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Re: 1st world problems
« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2017, 06:33:46 PM »
Quote from: Steve on July 13, 2017, 06:31:27 PM
All that peace and quiet you thought you would get


happy001

I know  sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:

I pray for wifi free zones soon  :thumbsup:
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