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The all new Nick's Calvinist theme park thread
« on: May 31, 2017, 09:26:46 AM »
Suggestions welcome

Catering: Porridge, gruel, boiled spuds

Rides: All very long with a feeling of eternal punishment. I think some should involved whizzing through fire.

There could be munny in this :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new Nick's Calvinist theme park thread
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2017, 10:23:16 AM »
 rubschin:

Swings and Roundabouts -> Swing or Roundabout
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Re: The all new Nick's Calvinist theme park thread
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2017, 10:28:14 AM »
A ducking stool in the swimming pool?
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Re: The all new Nick's Calvinist theme park thread
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2017, 11:26:11 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 31, 2017, 10:28:14 AM
A ducking stool in the swimming pool?
:thumbsup:

Rubber mats under the slide replaced with paving stones
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Re: The all new Nick's Calvinist theme park thread
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2017, 11:27:27 AM »
Quote from: Steve on May 31, 2017, 11:26:11 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 31, 2017, 10:28:14 AM
A ducking stool in the swimming pool?
:thumbsup:

Rubber mats under the slide replaced with paving stones

....and grit :thumbsup:

That sounds like my first school rubschin:
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Re: The all new Nick's Calvinist theme park thread
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2017, 11:29:27 AM »
'Dogs must be let off the Lead' notices
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Re: The all new Nick's Calvinist theme park thread
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2017, 11:31:12 AM »
I thought this was going to be about perfume...  redface:
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Re: The all new Nick's Calvinist theme park thread
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2017, 11:35:58 AM »
BM can be in the stocks permanently  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new Nick's Calvinist theme park thread
« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2017, 12:04:43 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 31, 2017, 11:35:58 AM
BM can be in the stocks permanently  :thumbsup:

Even on my birthday...?  sad24:
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Re: The all new Nick's Calvinist theme park thread
« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2017, 12:09:02 PM »
 eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new Nick's Calvinist theme park thread
« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2017, 03:40:42 PM »
The flying carpet could  be replaced by a bed of nails  :thumbsup:
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