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Armitage speaks
Nick:
https://www.faber.co.uk/blog/simon-armitage-reads-from-thank-you-for-waiting/
Miss I cried laughing razz:
Barman:
--- Quote from: Nick on April 25, 2017, 02:45:50 PM ---https://www.faber.co.uk/blog/simon-armitage-reads-from-thank-you-for-waiting/
Miss I cried laughing razz:
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He should stick to selling bogs... noooo:
Nick:
You, sir, are an Philistine noooo: noooo: noooo:*
*Matthew Arnold reference ::)
Barman:
--- Quote from: Nick on April 25, 2017, 03:33:39 PM ---You, sir, are an Philistine noooo: noooo: noooo:*
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He shouldn't give up his day job - people will always need bogs... Thumbs:
Steve:
--- Quote from: Nick on April 25, 2017, 02:45:50 PM ---https://www.faber.co.uk/blog/simon-armitage-reads-from-thank-you-for-waiting/
Miss I cried laughing razz:
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An Philistine I may be but :thumbsup:
--- Quote --- . . . .Also welcome at this time are passengers talking loudly to cell phone headsets about recently completed property acquisitions, share deals and aggressive takeovers, plus hedge fund managers with proven track records in the undermining of small to medium-sized ambitions.
Passengers in Loam, Chalk, Marle and Clay may also board.
Thank you for waiting.
Mediocre passengers are now invited to board, followed by passengers lacking business acumen or general leadership potential, followed by people of little or no consequence, followed by people operating at a net fiscal loss as people.
Scroungers, malingers, spongers and freeloaders may now step forward.
Those holding tickets for zones Rust, Mulch, Cardboard, Puddle and Sand might want to begin gathering their crumbs and tissues ready for boarding.
Passengers either partially or wholly dependent on welfare or kindness, please have their travel coupons validated at the quarantine desk.
Sweat, Dust, Shoddy, Scurf, Turd, Chaff, Remnant, Ash, Pus, Sludge, Clinker, Splinter and Soot, all you people are now free to board.”
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lol: lol: lol:
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