I have just had an e mail from Miss Whiplash about those reports. Now let's get on thing straight, I have written them and she has them. She wants some "amendments" so that the reports conform more closely to her distorted view of the world. Since this work is retrospective I really can't be arsed.
What did I do?
I wrote, by hand, the words "Out of Office: Autoreply" in the subject line and then a brief message thanking her for her e mail and saying I would be in touch when I was back. She is off on holiday tomorrow so she can go whistle.
Oh and see also:
http://www.zefrank.com/punc/in case you missed it the first time
