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Re: The all new Left Handers thread
« Reply #30 on: June 11, 2015, 09:01:03 AM »
Paedophiles ‘most likely to be left handed’

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"Paedophiles are most likely to be left handed and have attached earlobes rubschin:

I don't think I have heard of anyone but Van Gogh with detached earlobes.


And that policeman on Reservoir Dogs...  :thumbsup:


OK, so there are only two dead or imaginary people who definitely aren't kiddie fiddlers, therefore all lefties are?


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Re: The all new Left Handers thread
« Reply #31 on: June 11, 2015, 09:37:21 AM »
Speaking as a right hander with normal ear lobes, what a load of Maily Telegraph shite

And to think the Telegraph was once a quality paper before they sacked their higher paid journalists and told the rest to copy stories off the Daily Mail website (true)

So what's going to happen next?  Are left handed people going to sue the Telegraph for being accused of being fiddlers or are fiddlers going to sue them for being accused of being left footers?  rubschin:

Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: The all new Left Handers thread
« Reply #32 on: June 11, 2015, 10:21:51 AM »
Speaking as a right hander with normal ear lobes, what a load of Maily Telegraph shite

And to think the Telegraph was once a quality paper before they sacked their higher paid journalists and told the rest to copy stories off the Daily Mail website (true)

So what's going to happen next?  Are left handed people going to sue the Telegraph for being accused of being fiddlers or are fiddlers going to sue them for being accused of being left footers?  rubschin:

All the right-handed fiddlers will sue for discrimination I expect.
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Re: The all new Left Handers thread
« Reply #33 on: June 11, 2015, 01:32:47 PM »
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Re: The all new Left Handers thread
« Reply #34 on: June 11, 2015, 03:26:04 PM »
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Now what was it Mandy Rice-Davies once said . . . .
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Re: The all new Left Handers thread
« Reply #35 on: June 11, 2015, 03:46:20 PM »
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Now what was it Mandy Rice-Davies once said . . . .

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Re: The all new Left Handers thread
« Reply #36 on: June 11, 2015, 03:47:31 PM »
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Re: The all new Left Handers thread
« Reply #37 on: June 11, 2015, 03:57:02 PM »
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: The all new Left Handers thread
« Reply #39 on: June 11, 2015, 08:22:49 PM »
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Re: The all new Left Handers thread
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