On holiday Nod decided to open up about his sex life
He has a "friend" called Ellie but has not dared to "move things on" due to fears about "performance".
He enquired about me and Miss I.
I said, "Raw steak and viagra."
Yesterday I gave him a viagra pill so he could try it and see what side effects it had.
Bad move. He is now complaining of raging headache, blurred vision, stomach cramps and, so far, a trouser bursting 14 hour erection which makes it impossible to go out
He wonders if I could drop him some food supplies until the symptoms "subside".