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Offline Nick

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Bad decision
« on: April 12, 2017, 01:23:06 PM »
On holiday Nod decided to open up about his sex life  eeek: eeek:

He has a "friend" called Ellie but has not dared to "move things on" due to fears about "performance".

He enquired about me and Miss I.

I said, "Raw steak and viagra."

Yesterday I gave him a viagra pill so he could try it and see what side effects it had.

Bad move. He is now complaining of raging headache, blurred vision, stomach cramps and, so far, a trouser bursting 14 hour erection which makes it impossible to go out  noooo:

He wonders if I could drop him some food supplies until the symptoms "subside".







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Re: Bad decision
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2017, 01:38:42 PM »
happy001   phone up Ellie, might be her best chance

Lace the food supplies with it and suggest a camping holiday as one less tent pole would be required
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: Bad decision
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2017, 02:21:03 PM »
 rubschin:
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