Hypertension

[Barman]

Takes black suit to cleaners again 

 

[Nick]

Mind you, if the wold be stiff takes the Viagra route we could have a complex situation on our hands

[apc2010]

Unless the stiff is on my card 

TMJs........

[apc2010]

I am under the quackter for high blood pressure - hence no booze... 

 

[Nick]

Is it time for my up at the crack joke?

[Barman]

Is it time for my up at the crack joke?

 

[Nick]

 

[apc2010]

I am under the quackter for high blood pressure - hence no booze... 

 

Deletes Bm's phone number ...........

[Nick]

He could leave you his booze stash in his will, like 

[Barman]

I am under the quackter for high blood pressure - hence no booze... 

 

Deletes Bm's phone number ...........

Pours voddy down sink... 

[Steve]

I am under the quackter for high blood pressure - hence no booze... 

Don't they have Ramipril in the colonies then?  Go the docs here and if you look over 50 they seem to put you on it as soon as they can find an excuse.  And then they never let you off it - but you can still drink.

[Nick]

Lisinopril for me. Worked so well I ended up with low blood pressure instead 

[Barman]

I am under the quackter for high blood pressure - hence no booze... 

Don't they have Ramipril in the colonies then?  Go the docs here and if you look over 50 they seem to put you on it as soon as they can find an excuse.  And then they never let you off it - but you can still drink.

They have it but quackter wants to run tests first... 

[Barman]

Lisinopril for me. Worked so well I ended up with low blood pressure instead 

I'll take my black suit to the cleaners... 

[Steve]

Lisinopril for me. Worked so well I ended up with low blood pressure instead 

A quick googles and seems they both do the same thing the same way.   

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