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Hypertension
« on: March 02, 2017, 05:52:58 AM »
 I am under the quackter for high blood pressure - hence no booze...  cry:
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Re: Hypertension
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2017, 06:42:16 AM »
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Ask for some pills
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Re: Hypertension
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2017, 07:31:09 AM »
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Ask for some pills

No, I'm off the booze... ::)
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Re: Hypertension
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2017, 07:34:46 AM »
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Re: Hypertension
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2017, 07:44:35 AM »
I am under the quackter for high blood pressure - hence no booze...  cry:
What have you got to be tense about, apart from lack of booze?

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Re: Hypertension
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2017, 08:08:40 AM »
I am under the quackter for high blood pressure - hence no booze...  cry:
What have you got to be tense about, apart from lack of booze?

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Nuffink - that is the mystery... Shrugs:
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Re: Hypertension
« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2017, 08:38:53 AM »
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Has Nick threatened to come out and visit again ?   rubschin:
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Re: Hypertension
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2017, 09:10:53 AM »
Ackchooly, Viagra was originally developed to treat that  :thumbsup:  The side effects of it came to light later  :thumbsup:

YOu could kill two birds with one stone, like*

















































*Top tip: Buy Gaviscon redface:
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Re: Hypertension
« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2017, 09:21:13 AM »
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Has Nick threatened to come out and visit again ?   rubschin:

You trying to finish me off????  eeek:
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Re: Hypertension
« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2017, 09:24:10 AM »
TMJs noooo:
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Re: Hypertension
« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2017, 09:28:14 AM »
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Re: Hypertension
« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2017, 10:20:30 AM »
TMJs noooo:

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calm down, calm down, it's not good for your blood pressure you know   ;)

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Re: Hypertension
« Reply #12 on: March 02, 2017, 10:24:18 AM »
Takes black suit to cleaners again  noooo:
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Re: Hypertension
« Reply #13 on: March 02, 2017, 10:32:26 AM »
Takes black suit to cleaners again  noooo:

One day that's not going to be funny.  noooo:

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Re: Hypertension
« Reply #14 on: March 02, 2017, 10:36:16 AM »
Unless the stiff is on my card  :thumbsup:
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