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Re: Apey's Helpful Advice to Brides thread
« Reply #15 on: February 22, 2017, 04:42:07 PM »
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Re: Apey's Helpful Advice to Brides thread
« Reply #16 on: February 23, 2017, 09:44:51 AM »
Coming from Yorkshire and suspicious of foreign food? Fear not! Fish and chips and pizza are traditional fare in Cyprus and will make your guests feel at home.
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Re: Apey's Helpful Advice to Brides thread
« Reply #17 on: February 23, 2017, 09:51:12 AM »
Quote from: Nick on February 23, 2017, 09:44:51 AM
Coming from Yorkshire and suspicious of foreign food? Fear not! Fish and chips and pizza are traditional fare in Cyprus and will make your guests feel at home.
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Re: Apey's Helpful Advice to Brides thread
« Reply #18 on: February 23, 2017, 09:54:08 AM »
Dear Brides

Due to popular demand we can now arrange to have your boobs tattooed during the service but if you can delay it til the reception the horrible music will drown out the noise
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Re: Apey's Helpful Advice to Brides thread
« Reply #19 on: February 23, 2017, 03:30:20 PM »
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« Reply #20 on: February 23, 2017, 07:05:07 PM »
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Re: Apey's Helpful Advice to Brides thread
« Reply #21 on: February 25, 2017, 04:40:31 PM »
Having a break down!🙄 just went to the travel agents and asked if I could book my wedding for 2019 and they said yeah but next year? So that's only giving people a year to save??




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Re: Apey's Helpful Advice to Brides thread
« Reply #22 on: February 25, 2017, 04:57:15 PM »
On the page .........



"How do I join the group"...........



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« Reply #23 on: February 25, 2017, 04:58:19 PM »
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« Reply #24 on: February 25, 2017, 05:07:54 PM »
What site is this? Just in case one wanted to join, like??  whistle: whistle: whistle:
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Re: Apey's Helpful Advice to Brides thread
« Reply #25 on: February 25, 2017, 06:11:45 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 25, 2017, 05:07:54 PM
What site is this? Just in case one wanted to join, like??  whistle: whistle: whistle:

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« Reply #26 on: February 25, 2017, 06:12:50 PM »
Nicola is my middle name  whistle:
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« Reply #27 on: February 25, 2017, 08:41:57 PM »
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Re: Apey's Helpful Advice to Brides thread
« Reply #28 on: February 25, 2017, 08:42:44 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 25, 2017, 06:12:50 PM
Nicola is my middle name  whistle:
We already knew that April
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Re: Apey's Helpful Advice to Brides thread
« Reply #29 on: February 26, 2017, 02:58:14 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 25, 2017, 06:12:50 PM
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