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Re: The all new Nick and the Hobbit's road trip in Andalucia thread
« Reply #105 on: April 08, 2017, 08:00:14 PM »
Been up to the cave area but it was full of Japs taking selfies so we are back at base with some collapso. Nod is still puzzled by corkscrews  noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: The all new Nick and the Hobbit's road trip in Andalucia thread
« Reply #106 on: April 09, 2017, 07:31:22 AM »
Nod: The bathroom is flooded
Me: Yes, the shower curtain fell down
Nod: I shall mop it up

Sound of mopping

Later

Me: The bathroom is flooded
Nod: Yes, the shower curtain fell down
Me: You had better mop it

SOund of mopping

Repeat for all eternity  noooo:
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Re: The all new Nick and the Hobbit's road trip in Andalucia thread
« Reply #107 on: April 09, 2017, 07:33:01 AM »
Nod: The bathroom is flooded
Me: Yes, the shower curtain fell down
Nod: I shall mop it up

Sound of mopping

Later

Me: The bathroom is flooded
Nod: Yes, the shower curtain fell down
Me: You had better mop it

SOund of mopping

Repeat for all eternity  noooo:

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Re: The all new Nick and the Hobbit's road trip in Andalucia thread
« Reply #108 on: April 10, 2017, 07:54:25 PM »
We are alive and finally have wifi evil:

AND NO MANUEL, WE PLAN TO USE BOTH BEDROOMS AS WE ARE NOT GAYERS  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Had lunch with Pasties earlier  cloud9:
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Re: The all new Nick and the Hobbit's road trip in Andalucia thread
« Reply #109 on: April 10, 2017, 07:56:19 PM »
We are alive and finally have wifi evil:

AND NO MANUEL, WE PLAN TO USE BOTH BEDROOMS AS WE ARE NOT GAYERS  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Had lunch with Pasties earlier  cloud9:

Gayers...  noooo:
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Re: The all new Nick and the Hobbit's road trip in Andalucia thread
« Reply #110 on: April 10, 2017, 07:57:45 PM »
Even I we were gay I would not fancy Nod  sick2:
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Re: The all new Nick and the Hobbit's road trip in Andalucia thread
« Reply #111 on: April 10, 2017, 08:02:32 PM »
Even I we were gay I would not fancy Nod  sick2:

You took him on holibobs with you...  whistle:
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Re: The all new Nick and the Hobbit's road trip in Andalucia thread
« Reply #112 on: April 10, 2017, 08:06:28 PM »
Only because he is like a helpless animal who can barely find his arse with both hands  ::)
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Re: The all new Nick and the Hobbit's road trip in Andalucia thread
« Reply #113 on: April 10, 2017, 08:07:56 PM »
Only because he is like a helpless animal who can barely find his arse with both hands  ::)

Defenceless you say...?  whistle:
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Re: The all new Nick and the Hobbit's road trip in Andalucia thread
« Reply #114 on: April 10, 2017, 08:53:40 PM »
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: The all new Nick and the Hobbit's road trip in Andalucia thread
« Reply #115 on: April 10, 2017, 09:37:44 PM »
Only because he is like a helpless animal who can barely find his arse with both hands  ::)

A perfect match you say...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new Nick and the Hobbit's road trip in Andalucia thread
« Reply #116 on: April 11, 2017, 04:26:48 AM »
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Re: The all new Nick and the Hobbit's road trip in Andalucia thread
« Reply #117 on: April 11, 2017, 04:36:02 AM »
Anyhoo, as soon as we have recalled where we parked the car we shall be off to the hairyport  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new Nick and the Hobbit's road trip in Andalucia thread
« Reply #118 on: April 11, 2017, 08:30:37 AM »
At the airport

Nod: Where do we go?
Me: Departures
Nod: Are you sure?
Me: Yes, why?
Nod: Well we just got here and that sign says "Arrivals", so should we go there first?

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Re: The all new Nick and the Hobbit's road trip in Andalucia thread
« Reply #119 on: April 11, 2017, 08:39:17 AM »
At the airport

Nod: Where do we go?
Me: Departures
Nod: Are you sure?
Me: Yes, why?
Nod: Well we just got here and that sign says "Arrivals", so should we go there first?

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