The all new Nick and the Hobbit's road trip in Andalucia thread

[Steve]

INCREDIBLY, I have just had to teach Nod how to use a corkscrew!!

You know the old adage that if you want to make someone look tall stand them next to a short person?

This is the 'if you want to make someone look smart' equivalent isn't it

[Nick]

 

That third bottle of red was NOT a good idea 

[Barman]

INCREDIBLY, I have just had to teach Nod how to use a corkscrew!!

You know the old adage that if you want to make someone look tall stand them next to a short person?

This is the 'if you want to make someone look smart' equivalent isn't it

[Nick]

Nod excelled himself at the ALhambra by having simultaneous attacks of claustrophobia and vertigo 

Rooted to the spot in terror, the only way I could get him out was by holding his hand 

[Steve]

Nod excelled himself at the ALhambra by having simultaneous attacks of claustrophobia and vertigo 

Rooted to the spot in terror, the only way I could get him out was by holding his hand 

[Nick]

Anyhoo, having vowed this morning never to touch another drop we are now experimenting with a range of local collapso 

[Barman]

Anyhoo, having vowed this morning never to touch another drop we are now experimenting with a range of local collapso 

 

[Nick]

SO far today nothing has gone wrong except neither of can recall where we parked the car 

[Barman]

SO far today nothing has gone wrong except neither of can recall where we parked the car 

[Nick]

Oh noes, we left it in a nunderground car park and then caught a taxi. Trouble is......................

[Grumpmeister]

Oh noes, we left it in a nunderground car park and then caught a taxi. Trouble is......................

I can see the headlines now "Suspicious looking pair detained for loitering around car parks" 

[Nick]

 

Anyway, Saturday is Flamenco dancing night in a nearby cave 

What can possibly go wrong?

[Barman]

Anyway, Saturday is Flamenco dancing night in a nearby cave 

What can possibly go wrong?

1) the cave is an underground car park
2) multiple dances on roof of your hire car

Happy to help! 

[Nick]

Well, Nod is fretting, so off we go to see what adventures we can have 

[Steve]

Well, Nod is fretting, so off we go to see what adventures we can have 

Playing hide and seek with cars?