The all new Nick and the Hobbit's road trip in Andalucia thread

[Nick]

We somehow managed to get lost ON THE WAY to the airport this morning and had to do a 20 mile detour on the M42

Driving one of those stupid supersize Fiat 500s 

Got massively lost in Ronda and eventually parked and went for a beer. Asked the barman if he knew the address of the place we were staying and he said, "Yes, you are parked outside it." 

Nod closed his eyes on the mountain roads 

[Barman]

We somehow managed to get lost ON THE WAY to the airport this morning and had to do a 20 mile detour on the M42

Driving one of those stupid supersize Fiat 500s 

Got massively lost in Ronda and eventually parked and went for a beer. Asked the barman if he knew the address of the place we were staying and he said, "Yes, you are parked outside it." 

Nod closed his eyes on the mountain roads 

You're in Wales? 

[Nick]

 

[Darwins Selection]

We somehow managed to get lost ON THE WAY to the airport this morning and had to do a 20 mile detour on the M42

Driving one of those stupid supersize Fiat 500s 

Got massively lost in Ronda and eventually parked and went for a beer. Asked the barman if he knew the address of the place we were staying and he said, "Yes, you are parked outside it." 

Nod closed his eyes on the mountain roads 

You're in Wales? 

"Andy and Lucys valley B&B"

[Barman]

We somehow managed to get lost ON THE WAY to the airport this morning and had to do a 20 mile detour on the M42

Driving one of those stupid supersize Fiat 500s 

Got massively lost in Ronda and eventually parked and went for a beer. Asked the barman if he knew the address of the place we were staying and he said, "Yes, you are parked outside it." 

Nod closed his eyes on the mountain roads 

You're in Wales? 

"Andy and Lucys valley B&B"

 

[Steve]

We somehow managed to get lost ON THE WAY to the airport this morning and had to do a 20 mile detour on the M42

Driving one of those stupid supersize Fiat 500s 

Got massively lost in Ronda and eventually parked and went for a beer. Asked the barman if he knew the address of the place we were staying and he said, "Yes, you are parked outside it." 

Nod closed his eyes on the mountain roads 

[Nick]

Baffled by modern technology, Nd has so far taken the coffee machine to bits trying to make coffee, locked us in the flat by accident and has now failed to figure out how the shower werks 

[Steve]

Baffled by modern technology, Nd has so far taken the coffee machine to bits trying to make coffee, locked us in the flat by accident and has now failed to figure out how the shower werks 

memo to self:  never ever put a property out on Air BnB

[Barman]

Baffled by modern technology, Nd has so far taken the coffee machine to bits trying to make coffee, locked us in the flat by accident and has now failed to figure out how the shower werks 

memo to self:  never ever put a property out on Air BnB

We had some friends staying here and he managed to destroy the top off the kettle in the process of trying to put water in it... 

[Grumpmeister]

Baffled by modern technology, Nd has so far taken the coffee machine to bits trying to make coffee, locked us in the flat by accident and has now failed to figure out how the shower werks 

Nick, Nod and Baldymort. The Unholy Trinity.... 

[Darwins Selection]

Baffled by modern technology, Nd has so far taken the coffee machine to bits trying to make coffee, locked us in the flat by accident and has now failed to figure out how the shower werks 

memo to self:  never ever put a property out on Air BnB

We had some friends staying here and he managed to destroy the top off the kettle in the process of trying to put water in it... 

"A friend" 

[Barman]

Baffled by modern technology, Nd has so far taken the coffee machine to bits trying to make coffee, locked us in the flat by accident and has now failed to figure out how the shower werks 

memo to self:  never ever put a property out on Air BnB

We had some friends staying here and he managed to destroy the top off the kettle in the process of trying to put water in it... 

"A friend" 

 

[Nick]

A coffee and beer punctuated exploration of Ronda led us to the impressive bull ring.

An Italian bloke with a huge camera communicated that he wanted Nod to pose for a picture. It transpired that Nod's diminutive stature allowed the Italian to use him for scale and to make the place look even bigger than it actually is. 

In other news our host for the Air BnB in Granada which we have booked and paid for for three nights has vanished without trace 

[Grumpmeister]

A coffee and beer punctuated exploration of Ronda led us to the impressive bull ring.

An Italian bloke with a huge camera communicated that he wanted Nod to pose for a picture. It transpired that Nod's diminutive stature allowed the Italian to use him for scale and to make the place look even bigger than it actually is.

In other news our host for the Air BnB in Granada which we have booked and paid for for three nights has vanished without trace 

Seeing as he is at the airport anyway I can see a potential side business for TMR..... 

[Nick]