The all new Nick and the Hobbit's road trip in Andalucia thread

[Miss Demeanour]

How can he be terrified of wimmin but is fine with the prospect of a road journey with you ? 

[Nick]

He's not. He is frightened of driving, being driven, motorways, winding roads, going too fast, getting lost and being beheaded 

[Steve]

He's not. He is frightened of driving, being driven, motorways, winding roads, going too fast, getting lost and being beheaded 

How does he get out of his front door?

[Nick]

Taxi to the pub and back 

He regards me as his saviour and defender ....................
























 

[Miss Demeanour]

Care in the community 

[Uncle Mort]

But who cares for who?

[Nick]

When we went to Barcelona last year his mum called me to check he was OK. He is 63 

[Grumpmeister]

He's not. He is frightened of driving, being driven, motorways, winding roads, going too fast, getting lost and being beheaded 

So is going on holiday with you some kind of intense calamity based exposure therapy? 

[Nick]

Nod reports that he is anxious to get to Spain as he is concerned about his Vitamin D levels and needs sunshine 

[Nick]

Nod is now anxious that Michael Howard's implied declaration of war on Spain may expose us to risk of attack 

[Steve]

Nod is now anxious that Michael Howard's implied declaration of war on Spain may expose us to risk of attack 

Declare war on Michael Howard instead.  He is an grade A arse

[Grumpmeister]

Nod is now anxious that Michael Howard's implied declaration of war on Spain may expose us to risk of attack 

Easy solution, just let the Spanish news services know that old Nick and his hobbit sidekick are in the area bringing doom and calamity with them. That should keep them away. 

[Darwins Selection]

They are on their way at last.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye5BuYf8q4o

[Barman]

They are on their way at last.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye5BuYf8q4o

 

[Steve]

They are on their way at last.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye5BuYf8q4o