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Vegetable Rationing hits the UK
« on: February 03, 2017, 08:20:25 PM »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38851097

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Some supermarkets are rationing the number of iceberg lettuce and broccoli customers can buy


Well fuck the lettuces but is the Broccoli shortage bad times for me?   rubschin:

Good times for Turnip Future holders?   noooo:  nobody's that desperate.

Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: Vegetable Rationing hits the UK
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2017, 08:24:50 PM »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38851097

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Some supermarkets are rationing the number of iceberg lettuce and broccoli customers can buy


Well fuck the lettuces but is the Broccoli shortage bad times for me?   rubschin:

Good times for Turnip Future holders?   noooo:  nobody's that desperate.


We have a plentiful supply here...  whistle:
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Re: Vegetable Rationing hits the UK
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2017, 08:26:13 PM »
Shove a few down the Smugland-Blighty pipeline then please
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Re: Vegetable Rationing hits the UK
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2017, 08:29:45 PM »
Shove a few down the Smugland-Blighty pipeline then please

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Re: Vegetable Rationing hits the UK
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2017, 09:00:04 PM »
Shove a few down the Smugland-Blighty pipeline then please

UPS or DHL...?
Is that Unlimited Parsnip Services and Definitely Hasty Lettuces?

I suspect they're too pricey, anyway Cook says we've only just finishing off the Christmas sprout mountain
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Re: Vegetable Rationing hits the UK
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2017, 10:50:20 PM »
Shove a few down the Smugland-Blighty pipeline then please

UPS or DHL...?
Is that Unlimited Parsnip Services and Definitely Hasty Lettuces?

I suspect they're too pricey, anyway Cook says we've only just finishing off the Christmas sprout mountain
Tasty Nifty Turnips obviously.  ::)
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Re: Vegetable Rationing hits the UK
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2017, 11:49:47 PM »
Shove a few down the Smugland-Blighty pipeline then please

UPS or DHL...?
Is that Unlimited Parsnip Services and Definitely Hasty Lettuces?

I suspect they're too pricey, anyway Cook says we've only just finishing off the Christmas sprout mountain
Tasty Nifty Turnips obviously.  ::)
TNT?   rubschin:

Yep, they both have similar effects on the innards.  Maybe TNT tastes better
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Re: Vegetable Rationing hits the UK
« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2017, 08:07:00 PM »
I was concerned so have sewn a tub of lettuce today... just in case like.   There could be a future or two in this?  rubschin:
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Re: Vegetable Rationing hits the UK
« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2017, 08:08:51 PM »
How do you embroider lettuce?  whistle:
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Re: Vegetable Rationing hits the UK
« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2017, 08:11:14 PM »
With needle and thread.   ;D
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Re: Vegetable Rationing hits the UK
« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2017, 08:11:44 PM »
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Re: Vegetable Rationing hits the UK
« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2017, 08:13:24 PM »
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