Dear Mr Trump

[Nick]

I have written to him asking if he has a sense of humour. 

https://www.whitehouse.gov/contact







































I may have mentioned that Trump = Fart in English

[Barman]

I have written to him asking if he has a sense of humour. 

https://www.whitehouse.gov/contact







































I may have mentioned that Trump = Fart in English

 

[Steve]

Dear Mr Trump

Are you by any chance related to the late Jeremy Beadle?

He too was an offensive shit with small hands but on balance we'd rather he was still alive and you weren't. 

PS:  congratulations on Making America Grate Again

[Barman]

https://twitter.com/bbcthisweek/status/829841142158024704

[Steve]

https://twitter.com/bbcthisweek/status/829841142158024704

 

Getting to be a real must watch on the Beeb is Neil

[Miss Demeanour]

I have just had to apply for my American Visa.

Apart from asking me if I have ever visited the 7 countries of alleged wrongness  and have I ever considered terrorism as a career they also wanted me to list all my social media profiles 

[Nick]

 

They will never let you in carrying an axe 

[Miss Demeanour]

I just shan't accept any new friend requests or followers  for the time being 

Might have to upgrade the axe to a Kalashnikov then I would be welcomed with open arms 

[Steve]

I have just had to apply for my American Visa.

Apart from asking me if I have ever visited the 7 countries of alleged wrongness  and have I ever considered terrorism as a career they also wanted me to list all my social media profiles 

Visa or ESTA?   Visas cost $mucho nowadays

The old green form you had to fill in on the plane used to be a right laugh too.  Questions like "Have you ever been or are you still a Storm Trooper for the Nazis; Have you ever stolen children? and "Are you a drug smuggler?"  There was also one about 'Moral Turpitude' 

updated to add ye olde green forme

[Miss Demeanour]

Does that mean you can't molest them ??

[Steve]

Does that mean you can't molest them ??

I believe the new rule is molesting only allowed if the victims are women or black or look Mexican or look Chinese or might be muslim or voted Democrat or bought anything made outside the USA.

[Grumpmeister]

I have just had to apply for my American Visa.

Apart from asking me if I have ever visited the 7 countries of alleged wrongness  and have I ever considered terrorism as a career they also wanted me to list all my social media profiles 

Even here? 

Who knows what they would make of random bollocks we've been posting over the years.... 

[Barman]

I have just had to apply for my American Visa.

Apart from asking me if I have ever visited the 7 countries of alleged wrongness  and have I ever considered terrorism as a career they also wanted me to list all my social media profiles 

Even here? 

Who knows what they would make of random bollocks we've been posting over the years.... 

 

[Darwins Selection]

They will never let you in carrying an axe 

Depends on your attire.

[Miss Demeanour]

I trust in the walls of fire that Mr Barman has built that trumps that of the kind that the Donald is proposing