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The Corporazzi
« on: December 06, 2016, 11:06:48 AM »
My regular office space has been taken over by the local Corporazzi for a "networking event", evil: Men and wimmin in suits standing around tables of cheap freebies and pull up banners advertising their numerous acronymic quango thingies. They all look immensely pleased with themselves Banghead Banghead Banghead


The people at the "Growth Hub" are particularly annoying evil:
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Re: The Corporazzi
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2016, 11:25:01 AM »
My regular office space has been taken over by the local Corporazzi for a "networking event", evil: Men and wimmin in suits standing around tables of cheap freebies and pull up banners advertising their numerous acronymic quango thingies. They all look immensely pleased with themselves Banghead Banghead Banghead


The people at the "Growth Hub" are particularly annoying evil:

No top totty exposing more flesh than might normally seem appropriate?   Not a proper corporate event then.
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The Corporazzi
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2016, 11:29:54 AM »
It's a bit early in the day for cleavages  noooo:
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Re: The Corporazzi
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2016, 12:39:16 PM »
It's a bit early in the day for cleavages  noooo:
noooo:  never too early for cleavages or indeed thighs

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Re: The Corporazzi
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2016, 01:09:24 PM »
The people at the "Grow Thub" are particularly annoying evil:

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Re: The Corporazzi
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2016, 01:12:04 PM »
Going forward they must be accomplishing something with all this, surely...  rubschin:
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Re: The Corporazzi
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2016, 01:14:57 PM »
Going forward they must be accomplishing something with all this, surely...  rubschin:
Well if top totty cleavage and thighs were on show there'd be a fair amount of inside the box thinking
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Re: The Corporazzi
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2016, 01:18:21 PM »
Going forward they must be accomplishing something with all this, surely...  rubschin:
Well if top totty cleavage and thighs were on show there'd be a fair amount of inside the box thinking

Sounds like a lack of corporate synergy from the marketing team then.  noooo:
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