For some reason "I Will Survive" seemed appropriate...
I wasn't just afraid, I was terrified
Miss I's sat outside Nick Towers, Mrs Nick's inside
I have no idea just what the hell might have been going on
I must look strong, I'll seek advice from old Barmong
Now Miss I's back, from Northern Wales
I'm scared that she and Mrs Nick may have been swapping tales
And now I feel a total cock
I guess you all find that funny
But for pity's sake will someone just stop laughing and help me
Anyone who want's to carry this on please feel free to add to it