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Re: Another insane project
« Reply #15 on: November 25, 2016, 03:23:50 PM »
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Re: Another insane project
« Reply #16 on: November 25, 2016, 03:52:40 PM »
Her Wikipedia page is so empty. Maybe we should add in some details like

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Re: Another insane project
« Reply #17 on: November 27, 2016, 03:41:30 PM »
E mail flurry at 7.45 on a Sunday morning  Banghead Banghead as the client refuses to share essential data on the grounds that it is "confidential"  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: Another insane project
« Reply #18 on: November 27, 2016, 06:36:59 PM »
E mail flurry at 7.45 on a Sunday morning  Banghead Banghead as the client refuses to share essential data on the grounds that it is "confidential"  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

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Re: Another insane project
« Reply #19 on: November 27, 2016, 06:38:34 PM »
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Re: Another insane project
« Reply #20 on: November 28, 2016, 01:52:13 PM »
Have prepared a presentation for Insane Project #2. I realise that their revised brief actually makes no sense whatsoever  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: Another insane project
« Reply #21 on: November 28, 2016, 02:10:47 PM »
Have prepared a presentation for Insane Project #2. I realise that their revised brief actually makes no sense whatsoever  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

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Re: Another insane project
« Reply #22 on: November 28, 2016, 02:21:50 PM »
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Re: Another insane project
« Reply #23 on: November 28, 2016, 04:36:47 PM »
My presentation for Thursday is essentially a sustained attack on the stupidity of the potential clients  angel1 eveilgrin:
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Re: Another insane project
« Reply #24 on: November 28, 2016, 05:25:02 PM »
My presentation for Thursday is essentially a sustained attack on the stupidity of the potential clients  angel1 eveilgrin:
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Re: Another insane project
« Reply #25 on: November 28, 2016, 05:26:11 PM »
My presentation for Thursday is essentially a sustained attack on the stupidity of the potential clients  angel1 eveilgrin:
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Re: Another insane project
« Reply #26 on: November 28, 2016, 05:29:50 PM »
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Re: Another insane project
« Reply #27 on: November 29, 2016, 11:51:39 AM »
One bonkers project finished and invoiced for. Those are the world's most expensive ever PowerPoint slides  cloud9:

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Re: Another insane project
« Reply #28 on: November 29, 2016, 03:15:44 PM »
Blimey!!

Dear Nick
 
Thank you for your support in providing the joint presentation and the briefing document which you have completed.
 
I am incredibly grateful to you for giving me this service which was done professionally, thoughtfully and logically.
 
I am very content with both and will now share with colleagues for their views prior to circulation to the other Principals and finally with JARDU.  I will feedback if there are any observations, however, I feel happy with what has been produced.
 
With kind regards and thanks

Dame Asha


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Re: Another insane project
« Reply #29 on: November 29, 2016, 03:42:31 PM »
Blimey!!

Dear Nick
 
Thank you for your support in providing the joint presentation and the briefing document which you have completed.
 
I am incredibly grateful to you for giving me this service which was done professionally, thoughtfully and logically.
 
I am very content with both and will now share with colleagues for their views prior to circulation to the other Principals and finally with JARDU.  I will feedback if there are any observations, however, I feel happy with what has been produced.
 
With kind regards and thanks

Dame Asha


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