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Olympic stupidity
« on: July 31, 2016, 06:43:24 AM »
I see that walking is now an Olympic sport  eeek: noooo:
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Re: Olympic stupidity
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2016, 09:07:27 AM »
They could make it a triathlon event and include talking and texting at he same time  :thumbsup:
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Re: Olympic stupidity
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2016, 03:25:49 PM »
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Re: Olympic stupidity
« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2016, 07:22:42 PM »
They could make it a triathlon event and include talking and texting at he same time  :thumbsup:
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Re: Olympic stupidity
« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2016, 07:55:24 PM »
They could make it a triathlon event and include talking and texting at he same time  :thumbsup:
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Re: Olympic stupidity
« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2016, 06:13:34 PM »
If you think that is stupid Nick.............................................1 and 3, they are taking the P.....

Yes, the process to certify Bingo as an Olympic sport has begun.  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/03/apparently-loads-of-people-are-calling-for-bingo-to-be-an-olympic-sport-6045978/#mv-b
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Re: Olympic stupidity
« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2016, 09:58:04 PM »
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: Olympic stupidity
« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2016, 09:59:03 PM »
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Re: Olympic stupidity
« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2016, 06:40:19 AM »
If you think that is stupid Nick.............................................1 and 3, they are taking the P.....

Yes, the process to certify Bingo as an Olympic sport has begun.  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/03/apparently-loads-of-people-are-calling-for-bingo-to-be-an-olympic-sport-6045978/#mv-b


We could do a special sports celebrity death bingo game  :thumbsup:
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Re: Olympic stupidity
« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2016, 05:37:27 PM »
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Re: Olympic stupidity
« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2016, 06:29:18 PM »
Judging from the state of the water that's anyone involved in either the swimming or sailing events...  noooo:
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Re: Olympic stupidity
« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2016, 11:06:17 PM »
Countdown to the start of the opening ceremony and looking at the volunteers I think I see where all the protective anti Zika suits went..  rubschin:
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Re: Olympic stupidity
« Reply #12 on: August 06, 2016, 09:56:28 AM »
Get Judi Dench to wail about global warming and then put on a mahoosive firework display  ::)
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Re: Olympic stupidity
« Reply #13 on: August 06, 2016, 10:29:59 AM »
I did like the fake parkour bit using a projection on the stadium floor, thought that was clever.  Thumbs:
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Re: Olympic stupidity
« Reply #14 on: August 06, 2016, 06:45:07 PM »
Lets have a cycle road race where the downhill section has loads of narrow bits, that will make it exciting....

Lets allow the spectators to stand in the narrow bits to make it even harder for the athletes...

I know, we can let the spectators chase after the cyclists as well....

So how long have you been a member of the Rio Olympic Event Organisation Team Mr Darwin sir...  rubschin:
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