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Seagulls
« on: July 26, 2016, 10:00:17 AM »
Drop computer off for installation of new battery. Go to a pavement caff for coffee and croissant.

Seagull steals croissant and shits in my coffee.

That is all.













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Re: Seagulls
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2016, 10:32:07 AM »
Drop computer off for installation of new battery. Go to a pavement caff for coffee and croissant.

Seagull steals croissant and shits in my coffee.

That is all.

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Even I can change a laptop battery.  noooo:
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Re: Seagulls
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2016, 10:40:17 AM »
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NOt when the machine in question has to be taken apart to remove and replace the old one  cussing:
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Re: Seagulls
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2016, 11:21:39 AM »
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NOt when the machine in question has to be taken apart to remove and replace the old one  cussing:
You do know you can recharge them?
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Re: Seagulls
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2016, 11:26:24 AM »
IT WASN'T HOLDING ITS CHARGE YOU SUPERANNUATED SNOTGOBLIN Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: Seagulls
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2016, 11:49:15 AM »
IT WASN'T HOLDING ITS CHARGE YOU SUPERANNUATED SNOTGOBLIN Banghead Banghead Banghead

Would recommend anger management therapy.... :thumbsup:

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Re: Seagulls
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2016, 11:54:16 AM »
IT WASN'T HOLDING ITS CHARGE YOU SUPERANNUATED SNOTGOBLIN Banghead Banghead Banghead

Would recommend anger management therapy.... :thumbsup:
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Also those free online tutorials showing you how anyone that can use a screwdriver can change innardly parts of almost any computery

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"anyone that can use a screwdriver"  OK I take it all back for this case
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Re: Seagulls
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2016, 11:57:48 AM »
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If you need a Victorian narratology expert anytime, I am your man :thumbsup:  50 per hour or part thereof.
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Re: Seagulls
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2016, 12:04:12 PM »
Banghead Banghead

If you need a Victorian narratology expert anytime, I am your man :thumbsup:  50 per hour or part thereof.
don't wait by the phone
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Re: Seagulls
« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2016, 12:04:59 PM »
IT WASN'T HOLDING ITS CHARGE YOU SUPERANNUATED SNOTGOBLIN Banghead Banghead Banghead

Would recommend anger management therapy.... :thumbsup:
  :thumbsup:

Also those free online tutorials showing you how anyone that can use a screwdriver can change innardly parts of almost any computery

 rubschin:

"anyone that can use a screwdriver"  OK I take it all back for this case

Yeah, I think you were heading off into The Twilight Zone there...  noooo:
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Re: Seagulls
« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2016, 12:30:28 PM »
IT WASN'T HOLDING ITS CHARGE YOU SUPERANNUATED SNOTGOBLIN Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: Seagulls
« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2016, 12:33:04 PM »
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Re: Seagulls
« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2016, 12:41:39 PM »
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Re: Seagulls
« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2016, 05:25:12 PM »
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So about these Seagulls

Were they holding their charge?
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Re: Seagulls
« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2016, 05:26:05 PM »
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